Saturday, April 20, 2024

Illinois State Police to make random I-94 searches for morons traveling with fake wedges...

The Illinois State Police announced they'll be swarming I-94 north of Chicago to perform random searches on cars with Wisconsin plates this weekend targeting "foolishness and contraband."

Packers line Aaron Rodgers’ helmet with cheddar cheese to prevent further concussions

In order to protect their franchise quarterback, the Packers have lined Rodgers' helmet with the softest, most cushioning substance they know of: pure Wisconsin cheddar cheese.

Bears-Packers game sells out in negative-five minutes

The many fans eagerly awaiting a release of NFC Championship tickets by Ticketmaster today were mightily disappointed when the allotment sold out in negative-five minutes.

Radio Brief: Hunters in Green Bay ravaging local bear population

In anticipation of Sunday's big game, bloodlust among Packers fans means bad news for local bears.

NFC Championship forces ESPN to admit pro sports not just an East Coast thing

Sunday’s matchup between the Bears and Packers has forced ESPN to begrudgingly cover a sporting event not taking place in the Eastern Time zone.

Bears and Packers to ‘get on with it already’ and move game to Friday...

The Bears and Packers are moving up Sunday's NFC Championship to Friday night after agreeing that enough is enough when it comes to media and fan analysis, speculation, idle chatter, and ridiculous stories and tributes.

Daley unable to bet opposing mayor on game because Green Bay governed by stuffed...

Chicago's Mayor Daley was hoping to place a wager with his counterpart on the outcome of the Bears-Packers game. That plan was thwarted, however, when Daley learned Green Bay is governed by a stuffed fox affectionately known as “Mayor Stufferson.”