Thursday, April 18, 2024

Adrian Peterson to play next week because Goodell says ‘Everything’s cool now’

"If two games were good for Ray's initial suspension, one game is good for Adrian his abuse case is of his four-year-old son, who's only about one-eighth the size of Ray's wife."

Blackhawks credit Game 5 win to expletive-laced Rahm Emanuel intermission visit

Blackhawks fans rejoiced late Sunday night when their beloved team did not make them regret turning on the television and instead won game five against the Minnesota Wild, bringing this series to a 3-2...

NFC North GM’s unaware they can sign free agents from outside division

"Unfortunately league rule prohibit us from signing free agents outside the NFC North," said Bears GM Phil Emery. "I've not actually seen this rule, but since teams in our division are only signing free agents from other teams in this division it has to be the case."

Metrodome receives ‘major upgrade’ from large amount of dynamite

The former home of the Vikings received a much needed enhancement Sunday when parts of it were blown up to start its demolition, which will be completed later this year.

Monday Night Football cancelled after Vikings-Giants game

"Popularity in the program has been declining for years, but not being able to flex out of an abysmal matchup of the two worst football teams outside Florida is a franchise-killer," said TV industry analyst Bob Holloway.

Ndamukong Suh denies playing dirty while holding Christian Ponder in a vicious headlock

"I'm not here to talk about Christian Ponder, or my habit of putting the opposing quarterback into a headlock until they say 'uncle' every time I beat them in a regular season game," said Suh.

Adrian Peterson adds Vikings, taxes to list of things he doesn’t believe in

“Vikings? Really? I mean, you ever seen a guy with horns on his head?” said Peterson. “Seems crazy to me. Don’t believe in it. And taxes. Taxes, too. But that’s because it’s against my religious beliefs, or something.”