Wednesday, November 12, 2025

Hawks trainer reveals list of obscure items found in Quenneville’s mustache

The Blackhawks head trainer has revealed the list of items found in Joel Quenneville's mustache. Fans have been clamoring for months for the list to be made public, but the organization has been hesitant since they consider his lip sweater to be sacred.

Cubs offense, pitching finally on the same page as both suck in 13-5 loss...

Crowds gathered outside Wrigley prior to Thursday's matinee against the Diamondbacks to protest Arizona's new immigration legislation, but the angry mob should have focused on the inhumanities taking place inside the stadium, as the Cubs were thumped 13-5.

Piniella names Rothschild starting catcher in order to increase mound visits

A week after moving Carlos Zambrano to the bullpen, Cubs manager Lou Piniella made another bold change, naming pitching coach Larry Rothschild the team's starting catcher.

Del Negro quits just to spite Paxson; Bulls considering hiring guy who’s turned around...

The long-awaited end of Vinny Del Negro's tenure with the Bulls came Thursday, but not the way anyone expected. Rather than wait until later this week to be axed, the maligned head coach quit his job so John Paxson, Gar Forman and owner Jerry Reinsdorf wouldn't get the satisfaction of firing him.

Cubs seriously drop 2 of 3 to goddamned Nationals

Rather than watch it live, fans with real jobs may have simply assumed the Cubs would take Wednesday afternoon's rubber match against lowly Washington. That would have been a mistake as the goddamned Nationals took the series with a 3-2 win.

Girlfriend who won’t stop talking about Derrek Lee’s butt not invited back to games

Al Shapiro's girlfriend Suzy Snell will not be invited to future Cubs games after incessantly talking about Cubs 1B Derrek Lee's butt at a game earlier this month.

LeBron gets octupal double in win over Bulls

Cavs star LeBron James got a rare octupal double in Sunday's 121-98 rout of the Bulls to all but seal the playoff series for Cleveland.