Thursday, March 28, 2024

Trubisky runs out of toilet paper upon Bears’ signing of Nick Foles

Holed up in his North Carolina home on Wednesday, Bears’ quarterback Mitchell Trubisky received quite a shock while watching NFL Network, when the scroll across the bottom of the screen confirmed Chicago’s trade for former Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles to replace him as the team’s starting signal caller.

Virginia McCaskey reveals she had a crush on Jimmy Graham in high school

"Oh yes, back in finishing school all my classmates sure were sweet on Jimmy," said McCaskey. "Of course, this was during World War II and many of the boys our age were overseas giving hell to the enemy forces."

Pick-less Bears uninvited to 2020 NFL Draft

"What's the point of having a team participate in the draft when they have no picks until day three in 2022?" Goodell said to reporters. "What's best for the NFL is to not allow the Bears to participate, all they do anyway is devour our war room catering, bet against themselves, and ask about the eligibility of division four players who don't exist."

Trubisky confident he’ll be able to overthrow new TE Cole Kmet

Bears’ quarterback Mitch Trubisky is excited about the newly drafted 6-foot-5 tight end, Cole Kmet.

Bears among teams trying to get Belichick’s dog for their front office

Bill Belichick's draft room setup drew attention around the NFL Friday evening, when his dog, Nike, was seen manning (or rather, dogging) the dual-screen laptops prior to the Patriots' first pick in the 2020 draft.

Jay Cutler moves in with McDonough during divorce proceedings

Jay Cutler nearly cracked a smile after John McDonough, recently fired as president of the Chicago Blackhawks, offered him a place to live during divorce proceedings.

Bears sign Khalil Mack’s brother and they’re already fighting over No. 52

The Bears signed undrafted free agent and Khalil Mack's brother Ledarius earlier this week and the siblings are already fighting over the number 52.