Friday, March 29, 2024

Blackhawks opponents resort to hair pulling

The Blackhawks met their potential first round playoff rival at the United Center Sunday, and the Canucks sent back a clear message, "We are not above fighting like school girls if it helps us win."

Bettman folds Canucks as Vancouver ‘again proves itself unworthy of an NHL franchise’

Bettman made the announcement from a limousine in downtown Vancouver that was being rocked back and forth by a few dozen local hooligans Wednesday night.

Blackhawks to refund all fans who stayed until the end of Sunday night’s Canucks...

Blackhawks fans excited to see their team exact revenge on the hated Canucks for last season's playoff elimination were severely disappointed Sunday night as Chicago laid an egg and was blown out 6-2 on their home ice. But there is a bit of a silver lining for those who watched it in person.

Heckler Pic: Can’t make Luongo cry if Luongo is hiding on bench!

The Chicago Blackhawks are playing the Vancouver Canucks this evening. Naturally, Vancouver goalie Roberto Luongo will be on the bench.

NHL refuses to punish Keith for dirty Sedin hit: ‘It’s something we’ve all wanted...

"There's no one associated with this league -- from Gary Bettman on down to each and every hockey fan out there -- who's not wanted to wallop a Sedin brother in the head at some point," said Shanahan. "It's something we've all wanted to do and Duncan got to live out everyone's fantasy last night."

Firefighters spray flame retardant chemicals on downtown Vancouver in preparation for Kings’ sweep

The city of Vancouver is taking the unusual precaution of spraying flame retardant chemicals on its entire downtown area should the city's unruly citizens react violently if the Canucks are swept out of the playoffs by the Kings Wednesday night.

The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos, Part 2

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.