Pats center joins list of those carrying Tom Brady’s love children
New England Patriots' center Dan Koppen announced today he is carrying a love child of quarterback and super stud Tom Brady, who is already linked to the unborn children of actress Bridget Moynahan, model Gisele Bundchen and the woman who voices the character of housewife Lois Griffin of "The Family Guy" (Brady made a guest appearance on the animated comedy last year).
NFL Playoffs: Giants, Chargers win upsets; Pats, Pack to host title games
Ho-hum, the Patriots win again. Tom Brady was nearly perfect, completing 26-28 passes with three TDs. In his career, Brady has a 13-2 postseason record.
ESPN broadcasts of Yankees-Red Sox games cancelled due to national indifference
“It’s about time. The games have gotten so stale that it feels like nothing ever happens,” said a high ranking employee at ESPN. “It’s like watching four and a half hours of 'Entourage' reruns every time they play.”
Tom Brady lauded as ‘strong’ for maintaining his handsomeness during lockout
Tom Brady felt he had little to worry about after the NFL Network forecasted his 2011 outlook as “strong” simply for nurturing his punishing good looks during the offseason.
Red Sox recruit Mothra to attack Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes
Controversy is swirling over Terry Francona’s decision to unleash Mothra against Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes in the sixth inning of Wednesday’s game at Fenway Park. While the Red Sox maintain the move was perfectly legal, Yankees officials are in an uproar.
Tedy Bruschi freaks out over your Tweet mentioning how much you like pizza
“Don’t you get it? You’re a human being. You appreciate pizza by processing it in your intestines,” he said. “The fact that you’re so in awe of it … makes me think you don’t understand food at all.”
David Ortiz has panic attack in on-deck circle
As if things couldn’t get any worse in Sox Nation, Red Sox DH David Ortiz suffered a panic attack during Saturday's 9-1 loss to the Yankees.
