Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay
Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Belichick uses April Fools as cover up, claims his excitement for new QB Brian...
Patriots head coach Bill Belichick picked a perfect day to hold a press conference with his new starting quarterback, Brian Hoyer on April Fools Day as he shared his excitement for next season.
The Heckler’s Second-Best Sports Town Tournament
With an unfortunate lack of viable competitions this March, we decided to unleash a tournament to determine the second-best sports town in America. We already know the winner (Chicago).
Elderly Boston man prepares for retirement by moving to Florida
A Boston man nearing the end of his professional career this week announced he was moving his family to Florida to prepare for retirement.
ESPN broadcasts 1 millionth Tom Brady speculation segment
Where will Tom Brady play in 2020 and does anyone outside New England really care about the soon-to-be 43-year-old with a shot arm? Outside of ESPN, not really. But boy do the hosts of First Take, Get Up, SportsCenter and even NBA: The Jump sure do!
Red Sox recruit Mothra to attack Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes
Controversy is swirling over Terry Francona’s decision to unleash Mothra against Yankees pitcher Phil Hughes in the sixth inning of Wednesday’s game at Fenway Park. While the Red Sox maintain the move was perfectly legal, Yankees officials are in an uproar.
Mookie Betts to pursue bowling instead of joining Dodgers
The Dodgers’ blockbuster trade with the Red Sox for Mookie Betts and David Price has been mixed after Betts announced he would be perusing a new career in bowling.
