Thursday, March 28, 2024

Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...

Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 9, 2014

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 8, 2014

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

In wake of ‘Tebowing’ craze, other NFL stars seeking ways to turn names physical

Wanting to hop on the wave of making one’s name into a physical gesture, NFL players across the country are creating their own catch phrase acts.

Sports sites develop ‘Fantasy Football: Lockout Edition’ based on off-field exploits

“With Lockout Edition, you generate points on what a player does off the field, instead of on it,” said an ESPN.com representative. “Points will be awarded based on players who get charged with a DUI, murder, rape, possession of a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, animal cruelty, and so on.”

Big Ben’s arrival causes spike in Dallas area mace sales and self-defense class enrollments

Upon the arrival of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for the Super Bowl, Dallas area women have been arming to the teeth to defend themselves against the two-time accused sexual assaulter. Local bartender Susie ‘Bulldog’...

Bears name Robbie Gould Player of the Year

"Robbie did what no Bears team has done in quite a while and that's defeat Aaron Rodgers and the Packers," said Bears owner George McCaskey.