Thursday, April 18, 2024

Justin Fields decides to ‘take up baseball or something’

The Bears were dealt a blow Thursday night after their first-round pick Justin Fields announced he’s giving up football effective immediately.

Baffert enters two new horses, A-RodtheGod and BigMacAcneAttack, into Saturday’s Preakness

“I just brought them over on a cargo ship from Siberia,” said Baffert. “They’ve been undergoing the most intense and rigorous training regime, not seen since the likes of Ivan Drago.”

Suns activate Cliff Paul

Reeling from the possible loss of PG Chris Paul to COVID-19 health and safety measures, the Phoenix Suns today activated Cliff Paul to take his place on the roster indefinitely.

Yahoo adds vaccine status to fantasy football player ratings

With surging COVID-19 case numbers lingering over the start of the 2021 NFL season, Yahoo has decided to add vaccine status to its fantasy football player ratings.

Ricketts to bus over Iowa Cubs for 2022 Field of Dreams game

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was overjoyed on Monday night upon hearing the news that his team had been selected to the 2022 Field of Dreams game to face the Cincinnati Reds. In...

Urban Meyer pledges to grind on women half his age in private only from...

Embattled Jaguars coach Urban Meyer issued an apology Tuesday morning, saying he will mend his ways after a scandalous video surfaced involving him dancing suggestively with a much younger woman who wasn't...

LaRussa praises White Sox for not breaking unwritten rules in series loss to Astros

Because Tony LaRussa is an old-school stickler for the unwritten rules of baseball, the White Sox manager sang his team’s praises for their poor performance in the ALDS, in which the Astros routed them 10-1 and eliminated in four games.