Sunday, June 26, 2022

Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay

Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Jose Canseco hoping injections of disinfectant will get him MLB-ready

“I’ve been thinking about a comeback for several years now,” said Canseco. “I just needed that extra edge and now I believe I’ve found it with this brilliant disinfectant injection idea.”

Adidas exec still hasn’t had the heart to tell his department that Jordan went...

“I just don’t know if they could handle it,” said Adidas executive Mark Pokitus. “My whole team loved MJ. They thought he would sign with us for sure."

Northwestern basketball coach hopes to convert nerds into athletes

"It's just too hard to find smart athletes, so I am gonna see if smart kids can play ball," he said.

Local businesses impressed that StubHub is still finding ways to charge fees despite not...

While many businesses are taking a huge hit during the COVID-19 pandemic, StubHub is still going strong. How is a business that depends on people buying event tickets still thriving despite their being zero events in the world?

Wellness Check: NBC Sports Chicago Exec. Producer & Founder of Live Like Roo Sarah...

Today's Wellness Check is with Sarah Lauch, an executive producer at NBC Sports Chicago and the founder of Live Like Roo, a non-profit organization that supports families of pets diagnosed with cancer. Listen here!

World Series title to go to whichever team has at least 9 healthy players...

As players opt out of the 2020 season and fall ill to COVID-19, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that this season will be a "war of attrition."