The pop culture and sports worlds again collided Monday when it was announced that slutty socialite Kim Kardashian and shitty NBA player Kris Humphries were getting a divorce after just 72 days of marriage.

A statement from Kardashian said she intends to “pursue other athletes, presumably ones who don’t ride the bench for the Nets,” while Humphries’ agent/publicist/dry cleaner said his client was going to “concentrate on getting his game where he should be and will attempt to date girls who are less slutty than Kim, which is pretty much everyone on the planet, even NBA groupies.”