“With all the talks of billy goats, curses and infographics on how cheap gas was during the last Cubs’ title, we feel that we have been severely mistreated by ESPN and other large media outlets,” said owner Tom Ricketts.
Ricketts claims he’s not afraid of Trump but prepares ‘Make America Great Again’-hat giveaway at Wrigley
"Those are Trump hats? I had no idea," said Ricketts. "Totally random. How can you argue with they say? We all want to make America great again, right?"
Theo Epstein apologizes for leaked internet ESPN the Magazine body photos: ‘I was young. I needed the money’
"To say I'm beyond embarrassed by these photos is an understatement," said Epstein. "That was a dark period in my life. I was young. I needed the money."
In keeping with the tradition of being part of a team that hasn’t had too much success in the past eight years, Cubs owner Tom Ricketts is ditching the Cubbie blue to join the boys in red.
“We have the premier manager in all the game in Joe Maddon, we signed a three-time World Series champion in Jon Lester, and our Spring Training facility is the best in all of MLB,” said Ricketts. “To top it off, Edwin Jackson will rebound in 2015 to win 25 games and take home Cy Young Award honors.”
A well-rested Tom Ricketts returned from a week in the Caribbean this morning shocked to find his stadium’s famed bleachers had been torn down. “That wasn’t part of the plan at all,” said Ricketts. “I like to take some time at the end of the season to totally unplug but it looks like I chose […]