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The calendar might read 2018, but apparently some Blackhawks fans think it's still an era long ago when it was socially acceptable to openly ridicule a stranger because of the color of their skin.
Due to the forced departures of nine members of the Blackhawks Stanley Cup winning team necessitated by the salary cap, the Hawks traded their enforcer John Scott to the wild for a boxing kangaroo. Other than providing the marsupial with unlimited amounts of grazing sod, the Blackhawks will not have to pay the kangaroo for his services.
The Blackhawks head trainer has revealed the list of items found in Joel Quenneville's mustache. Fans have been clamoring for months for the list to be made public, but the organization has been hesitant since they consider his lip sweater to be sacred.
To his credit, John McDonough said he knew nothing about hockey when he left the Cubs to take over as president of the Blackhawks.