After spending approximately eight hours at the Cubs’ new spring training facility Friday, the editors of The Heckler have logged a long list of complaints and necessary improvements at the stadium. Here are the top 11.Read More
In his acceptance speech, Epstein said, “I want to thank the Academy for this award and thanks to the millions of Cub fans around the world who actually think we might win something in the next 10 years.”
Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford received a game misconduct for placing two lawn chairs and a garbage can in front of the net during Saturday night’s NHL Stadium Series game at Soldier Field.
The Cubs reluctantly admitted Wednesday that a minor design flaw will force them to demolish their new $84 million Spring Training facility before even one game was played there. “Due to the position of home plate, the sun blinds hitters during afternoons in spring,” said owner Tom Ricketts. “We need to adjust the entire park […]
The former home of the Vikings received a much needed enhancement Sunday when parts of it were blown up to start its demolition, which will be completed later this year.
“After my last concussion, the speech therapist had me pronouncing the words, ‘Sami,’ ‘Kimmo’ and ‘Lasse,’” American left winger Max Pacioretty said. “Little did I know guys with those names would be kicking my ass up and down Main Street.”
“I see where the Cubs are going with this,” International Olympics Committee Chairman Marcus Lantham said upon reviewing the Cubs application. “No one can lose in ways so devastating to their fans and at exactly the worst of moments as the Cubs can.”
According to the bombshell report, Goodell personally strong-armed league officials to “double and sometimes triple” fines handed out to players, even when the reasoning was vague.
“We may have made a mistake,” said Putin. “What person would not want to grab this man by his face and kiss both cheeks more times than normal social etiquette would call for?”
“This year’s card is particularly gushy,” said Kenney, brushing back a tear as he read the romantic words he’d written to himself. “It’s always great to remember someone loves you more than anything in the world, even if that someone is yourself.”