White Sox News
BP Crosstown Cup found in Wrigley Field urinal after day out in the bleachers
The BP Crosstown Cup went missing this weekend, and foul play was suspected. Throughout the Cubs-Sox series, the Cup was occasionally seen on television being defaced, used as a giant beer mug, and brandished as a blunt weapon by drunken fans.
Wrigleyville Crosstown pregame party broken up after cops mistake grubby Sox fans for NATO protesters
Hysteria over this weekend’s NATO conference in Chicago reached new heights Friday morning when a Wrigleyville pregame party was broken up by cops who mistook visiting White Sox fans for rough-around-the-edges NATO protesters.
‘Occupy Chicago Baseball’ protesters expected this weekend at Wrigley Field
Dozens of packed buses started to make their way into town Wednesday night; from Tinley Park to Evanston, Kankakee to Kenilworth, activists are geared up to let the leaders of these two teams know what they want.
The Lottery presents Cubs and White Sox ‘instant losing’ tickets
The Lottery launched its latest ploy of preying on loyal Chicago baseball fans by introducing Cubs and White Sox instant tickets. But, those playing may not realize that each ticket is inherently an “instant loser” with a faint glimmer of hope.
Heckler Comic: Albert & Dunn
Adam “The Big Donkey” Dunn offers some helpful advice to struggling slugger Albert Pujols. By Rick Atkinson
Adam Dunn reveals power surge has come from eating batteries Sox fans threw at him last season
Adam “Big Donkey” Dunn leads the White Sox with 11 home runs, which equals his total from last season. He recently admitted he took a desperate gamble to improve his game from the nightmare of 2011. He didn’t use HGH, steroids or a laxative but instead he devoured over 300 batteries hurled at him last season by angry South Siders.
White Sox start new ‘Trailer Park Thursdays’ ticket promotion
With the White Sox bringing in their usual 1,200 a game for the month of April, the front office is beginning to become impatient for their summer averages of 2,500. The solution: Starting a new ‘Trailer Park Thursdays’ ticket special.
Dusty Baker praises White Sox decision to move injured Sale into closer role
Dusty Baker is notorious for the controversial way he handles his pitchers and recently weighed in on the White Sox’ decision to move starter Chris Sale into the closer role while he deals with a sore elbow.
Angels list Pujols as ‘Dunn for the year’
The prognosis from Los Angeles Angels team doctors is as worst feared: 1B Albert Pujols has been officially pronounced “Dunn for the year,” as in Chicago White Sox 1B/DH Adam Dunn.
Phil Humber perfect game affixed with Mariners’ logo asterisk
Major League Baseball took the bold step of affixing Phil Humber’s perfect game with an asterisk in the official record book. The non-traditional asterisk — a Mariners’ logo — symbolizes Humber’s gem coming against a team that won a combined 128 games the previous two seasons.
