"Our team has a lot of work to do and our ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl," Fox stated. "Whether that goal is reached this year, it's really hard to say. It's not that I can't say. The words are just really hard to get out of my mouth."
It started with the Patriots secretly videotaping their opponents during practice. Then it was the Giants using walkie-talkies on the sideline. Now comes word that Chicago Bears owner Virginia McCaskey will be disciplined by the NFL for using homing pigeons.
Heckler sources are confirming that Jim Harbaugh will be leaving the head coaching position at the University of Michigan to take on the role as leading antagonist to Westeros. This finding came out of the rumors that Harbaugh would be taking the recently vacant head coaching job at the L.A. Rams. One of the reasons […]
First it was the presidential election. Then it was the threat of a global market meltdown. Now it's something much more serious. Fake news websites around the world have been claiming for weeks the Chicago Cubs won the 2016 World Series.
As The Heckler's Cubs buzz wears down (a bit?) and the Bears buzz fizzles like a wet sparkler, we're reminded Chicago has other teams with proud traditions of winning once in a while. Today we look back on an unfortunate soul who found himself on the fringes of some of those victories.
"We actually considered a larger increase," said President of Business Operations Crane Kenney, "but we wanted to reward the fans for their patience with a small increase of just under 20 percent. It's the right way to do things."