Rockies News
Jamie Moyer great-grandfathered into the Hall of Fame
Jamie Moyer’s 27-year MLB career reached a high note Friday when Commissioner Bud Selig announced the 49-year-old Rockies pitcher had been great-grandfathered into the baseball’s Hall of Fame.
Helton to play season’s last home series in fur coat from bear he shot
“Nothing provides the natural warmth of a bear skin coat,” said Helton. “And I’m ensured it was taken down humanely because I’m the one who killed it with a high-powered rifle while it was playfully frolicking in a meadow with its cubs.”
Coors Field to be renamed after a beer that doesn’t suck
“We’d like to thank Coors for their continued support of the Colorado Rockies, but with all due respect, we’d like our stadium to be sponsored by a local beer that doesn’t taste like moldy rainwater,” said Monfort. “Unfortunately the only local brewery with a sponsorship budget is Coors so we’re going to have to get creative if we want our park named after a beer that doesn’t suck.”
