Patriots News
Zambian village celebrates Brady getting his 2nd ring, wonders if Eli will ever get over the hump
“I could hardly believe my eyes when I opened that box and saw the Patriots won again,” said a youngster named Sonkwe. “I’ve never seen a football game in my life, but I’ve been wearing my Patriots ’19-0 Perfect Season’ T-shirt every Sunday for four years. It reminds me that anything is possible.”
Bill Belichick blames gray sweatshirt for Patriots’ Super Bowl loss
In surprising fashion, Patriots’ coach Bill Belichick blamed his team’s Super Bowl XLVI loss on the gray sweatshirt he wears on the sidelines of most games. Supposedly, the monogrammed sweatshirt with “B.B.” on it was only double-washed from the AFC Championship game as opposed to being triple-washed, which is what Belichick specifically asked for at the team’s hotel laundry room.
Giselle leaves Tom for Eli Manning
Seconds after Tom Brady’s ill-fated Hail Mary sealed the Giants’ win over the Patriots in the Super Bowl, Giselle Bundchen sent an email to a select list of family and friends stating that she was leaving Tom to take up with Eli Manning.
Patriots dump hot coffee on Belichick after Super Bowl loss
While Giants’ players doused Tom Coughlin in a celebratory Gatorade shower, Bill Belichick received a scolding hot reminder that his team came up short in Super Bowl XLVI.
Giants.com jumps gun, posts photo of angry Tom Coughlin at Disney World
The New York Giants’ website accidentally provided bulletin board material for the Patriots by posting photos an angry, yet presumably celebratory Tom Coughlin at Disney World.
Inspired by Giselle, Peyton asks friends to root for Eli and also hate Jim Irsay while they’re at it
“Eli really needs our support in the big game on Sunday,” wrote Peyton. “But you know who doesn’t deserve our thoughts and prayers? Jim Irsay. That’s who. I’m not saying we should wish him ill or anything, but it would really mean a lot to me if you sent absolutely no positive vibes his way.”
Heckler Comic: Super Madonna
Madonna stops by to give football fans something they’ve never seen before (from someone her age). By Rick Atkinson
Gronkowski loses leg in rotary saw accident, still listed as ‘probable’ for Super Bowl
After a horrific incident with a rotary saw resulted in an amputation of his right leg below the knee, New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski has assured the media that he will still play Sunday’s Super Bowl match-up against the New York Giants, and the team’s injury report has upgraded him from “questionable” to [...]
Lifetime to air ‘Sappy Bowl 1′ on Sunday
In an effort to provide an alternative viewing option for women who don’t want to watch Super Bowl VLI, Lifetime has unveiled a new “TV event” featuring a 6-hour block of pure sappiness.
