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John Scott wins actual Mortal Kombat tournament
John Scott returned from a three-game excused absence from the Blackhawks late last week with some swollen knuckles and impressive hardware after winning an actual Mortal Kombat tournament in parts unknown. The news doesn’t come as a great surprise, as Scott was a heavy favorite over a host of mythological beings, paid assassins and professional fighters.
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Blackhawks trade for Mighty Ducks net-minder Goldberg
Desperate for help in goal, the Chicago Blackhawks made a huge trade on Friday, acquiring Disney’s Mighty Ducks goaltender Greg Goldberg.
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Blackhawks victory parade slated for Sunday afternoon
“No one was as excited after beating the Rangers last night as when we won the Cup, but it’s a huge win regardless,” said team president John McDonough. “We’ve decided to celebrate the end of our nine-game losing streak with a parade down Michigan Avenue.”
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Inspired by Jeter, Kane reveals slumpbuster goody bag
Kane revealed that his trip to Yankees shortstop’s hometown inspired him to follow in Jeter’s footsteps. He’s now sending his one-night stands gift bags filled with team memorabilia.
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Heckler Image: Coach Q threatens to make ultimate sacrifice unless Hawks win tonight
Coach Joel Quenneville threatened to make “the ultimate sacrifice” unless his ice-cold Chicago Blackhawks are somehow able to beat the high-flying New York Rangers at Madison Square Garden tonight.
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Kane admits ‘sobriety reason for losing streak’
“I’ve been sober since the losing streak started,” said a sulking Kane. “This stupid medication says that if I take it with alcohol it may cause death. I’m just sticking to beer and heading home around 4am, simple things.”
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Coach Q to slumping Hawks: ‘Win or I shave the stache’
“I’m not sure how they can play like this and expect to enjoy the sight of my magical mustache every day,” said Quenneville. “It’s time to consider the nuclear option. Either we start winning, or I start trimming.”
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Blackhawks tell season ticket holders to ‘just go ahead and forget’ about paying invoice for playoff tix
With a seven-game losing streak on their hands, the Blackhawks told season ticket holders Saturday to disregard playoff invoices they were sent last week, despite an initial due date of March 2.
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Kane and Toews scuffle on plane over ‘Words with Friends’ dispute
“It’s the whole Words with Friends thing,” said a team source who asked to remain anonymous because he has been accused of looking up words on Google before playing his turn. “The Canadian guys and American guys have different versions, and whoever invites someone to play gets to use their country’s spelling.”
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Tebowing, Bradying, Pujolsing & 11 Other Fan Poses
From Tebowing to Bradying, fan poses have taken the Internet by storm. Here’s a list of the other popular poses that will soon be taking the web by storm.
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