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Angelo plans ‘Occupy Halas Hall’ for upcoming draft
“One percent of the general managers draft 99% of the players out of Abilene Christian,” said Angelo. “Who else will take a chance on these guys? Someone needs to give players from small colleges or with a history of injuries a chance. I have to get back in there.”
TMZ spots Lance Briggs at Golden Corral with Melissa McCarthy
One would think Lance Briggs would be happy now that he signed a one-year extension last week with the Bears, but he is still upset he’s being overshadowed in the local and national media by Brian Urlacher’s new relationship with Jenny McCarthy. So not to be outdone, Lance was seen last night with Melissa McCarthy at the Bolingbrook Golden Coral.
Bears specifically targeting criminals in this year’s draft
Reinforcing the trend of gutsy free-agent pickups in the offseason, the Chicago Bears have decided to flood their roster with former criminal offenders on second strike offenses and above, continuing to flush the statement that NFL players should be positive role models.
Nike revolutionizes NFL uniforms by removing Reebok logo and adding a swoosh
“I mean, what, what is that?” gasped a Bears fan. “Aside from the blue jersey, white pants and helmet with the ‘C’ logo on it, I barely recognize what Brian Urlacher is wearing up there. I need a martini.”
Nike unveils new Bears wide receiver gloves featuring large hole in middle of hands
Most teams’ new wide receiver gloves create a team logo when the receivers place their hands together. But to fashion a uniform more adept to Bears culture, Nike officials decided to create a gigantic hole to be formed in the middle of the gloves when receivers attempt to place their hands together.
Heckler Stats: Average Cost of Attending Cubs Games & More!
From the average cost of attending Cubs and Sox games to current receding hairline leaders, The Heckler breaks down the most important stats in professional sports.
Heckler Comic: Tebow descends on the Jets
Quarterback Tim Tebow is a Jet, and New York will never be the same.
Lovie still hoping to sign a few washed-up former Rams this off-season
The Bears have had a very active and productive off-season thus far, but head coach Lovie Smith is far from satisfied.
Bears reportedly to attempt rare ‘forward pass’ next season
This is a highly unusual football strategy that involves the quarterback thrusting the ball through the air and a player grasping the ball in their hands down the field.
Tim Tebow woos press conference attendees with spontaneous rendition of ‘Zou Bisou Bisou’
New York Jets quarterback Tim Tebow spontaneously broke into song on Monday, wooing the media at his introductory press conference by singing an even sultrier version of “Zou Bisou Bisou,” the song made famous by Sunday night’s episode of Mad Men.
