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Ted Phillips honors Presidents’ Day by showing up to work for once
While the holiday isn’t intended to honor presidents from the private sector, Bears President Ted Phillips decided he would honor Presidents’ Day by showing up for work for only the fourth time so far this year Monday.
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NFL joins the Linsanity, will rename 2017 Championship ‘Super Bowl LIN’
“It would have been called ‘Super Bowl LI’ anyway, so we figured adding the extra ‘N’ wouldn’t be a big deal,” said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. “Besides, Jeremy wears No. 17 and the event will take place in 2017, so it all makes perfect sense.”
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J.T. Thomas insists that marijuana found in his car belonged to Sam Hurd
“He told me he had to go meet some investors,” claimed Thomas. “Which now in hindsight must have been those undercover cops that busted him.”
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Linsanity forces Tebow off the deep end; Broncos QB loses virginity while partying in Vegas
Jeremy Lin is now the sports world’s most eligible bachelor, as Tim Tebow has shacked up with a mystery woman citing “Linsanity overload” as his inspiration.
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Giants’ bandwagon breaks due to flood of ex-Jets fans
Early Monday morning, the New York Giants’ official team bandwagon broke due to the increased amount of Jets fans that have flocked to it since the G-Men won Super Bowl XLVI over the New England Patriots.
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Zambian village celebrates Brady getting his 2nd ring, wonders if Eli will ever get over the hump
“I could hardly believe my eyes when I opened that box and saw the Patriots won again,” said a youngster named Sonkwe. “I’ve never seen a football game in my life, but I’ve been wearing my Patriots ’19-0 Perfect Season’ T-shirt every Sunday for four years. It reminds me that anything is possible.”
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Report: Eli refused to leave Disney World until he got to ride the teacups
“All was going well until he was told it was time to leave,” said a Disney PR spokesperson. “Eli started freaking out because he hadn’t had a chance to ride the teacups yet.”
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Congrats to this month’s $100 article winner: Jeremy B. and Pat L.
Congrats to Jeremy B. and Pat L. who will share the inaugural prize in our monthly $100 giveaway for The Heckler’s most popular post of January. Their “Justin Tuck adds six more bars to his facemask for NFC Championship” article and image was hands-down our most popular piece of the month.
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Tebowing, Bradying, Pujolsing & 11 Other Fan Poses
From Tebowing to Bradying, fan poses have taken the Internet by storm. Here’s a list of the other popular poses that will soon be taking the web by storm.
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Rex Ryan sneaks onto float during Giants Super Bowl parade
Although the weather was crystal clear, someone still managed to rain on the Giants’ Super Bowl Parade in New York Tuesday — Jets’ coach Rex Ryan somehow managed to climb aboard a float without being noticed.
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