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Mortified Chicagoans realize Jay Cutler is now their only hope for a championship in the next year
As time ran out on the Bulls’ shocking season-ending loss Thursday night in Philly, Chicagoan Phil Logan came to the startling realization that his fair city’s only real hope for a pro sports championship in the next 12 months rested firmly on the shoulders of surly Bears QB Jay Cutler.
Athletes from all 4 sports plan league for concussed players
The planned league has the tentative name “Professional All Ball,” and will contain elements of the four major sports; baseball, football, basketball, and hockey. Game play will require considerably less contact, and more “good old fashioned fun.”
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Ever-surly Jay Cutler showed his displeasure with photographers snapping pics of his baby momma and tiny doggie how for a walk with him Thursday, as evidenced by the photos found at SB Nation. We’ve already had a few Photoshopped pics of the incident sent to us. Where are yours? Send them out way for your chance to win a few T-shirt or something from thehecklerstore.com.
Phil Emery confused that Bears fans are upset he didn’t draft an offensive linemen
In an interview following the first Angelo-free draft in a decade, new Bears GM Phil Emery revealed to WSCR’s Zach Zaidman that he’s been pleased with how everything has gone since joining the team; but is confused by one thing.
Bears’ offensive line perform as ‘Chicago Matadors’ during halftime of Bulls-76ers game
The Chicago Matadors is a popular “super-sized” dance team that regularly performs to adoring and raucous fans during Bulls games. Hoping to take their routine to the next level for the playoffs, the team sought to add real-life matadors from Spain to the mix. When flights and arrangements became costly, the Bulls PR found a cheaper group of actual matadors in Lake Forest: the Chicago Bears offensive line.
Emery fails first test as Bears GM after drafting guy who’s only ‘marginally good’ at jumping out of a pool
New Bears GM Phil Emery is drawing fire from fans for using a high-round pick on a guy who’s only marginally good at jumping out of a pool, as opposed to former San Diego State DE Jarron Gilbert, a who was picked by Emery’s predecessor and remains most famous for an impressive YouTube clip depicting him jumping out of a pool and landing on his feet.
Andrew Luck named dorkiest No. 1 NFL pick of all time
Picked by the Colts with the No. 1 overall selection, Stanford QB Andrew Luck was named the dorkiest top pick of all time, easily topping the two previous most dorky NFL No. 1 overall picks, Iowa QB Randy Duncan (1959) and Ohio State LB Tom Cousineau (1969).
Fan at NFL Draft manages to boo the entire time
While the NFL Draft is always a spectacle with fans of all teams congregating at Radio City Music Hall and often robustly letting their feelings be heard, Lenny Tortelli of New Jersey pulled of a once impossible feat when he booed the entire nearly four-hour-long event Thursday night.
Breaking News: Penguins sign James Harrison for remainder of Flyers series
An earlier game of the Penguins-Flyers playoff series featured 158 penalty minutes, four ejections, superstars Sidney Crosby and Claude Giroux dropping gloves. Facing the possibility of a first round elimination, the Penguins called for reinforcements by adding Steelers Pro Bowl LB James Harrison to their roster.
