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University of Hawaii football denied entrance to the ACC
After a rash of preposterous college football conference re-alignments, including Boise State’s admission to the Big East, the University of Hawaii was denied permission to join the Atlantic Coast Conference this week.
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Vitale’s head explodes after Rivers hits game-winning shot versus UNC
ESPN color man Dick Vitale suffered massive cranial trauma Wednesday night when his head spontaneously combusted after Duke’s Austin Rivers sunk a last-second, three-point field goal to push the Blue Devils past North Carolina.
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FDA declares IU hoops team a choking hazard
After falling to .500 in the Big Ten, the Indiana men’s basketball team has been declared an official choking hazard by the United States Food and Drug Administration.
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Maryland football parts ways with Under Armour after disastrous 2011 season
The writing was on the wall that the 2011 college football season would be full of catastrophes the minute the Terrapins walked out onto the field to play Miami back in September in uniforms that could be best described as shockingly hideous.
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NCAA chief Emmert praises agency’s new policies
In his annual state of the NCAA address to unviersity presidents and administrators, NCAA president Mark Emmert lauded his organization’s effort to enact tough legislation to dramatically improve the collegiate sports landscape. “I am very proud of some of the things we’ve done,” Emmert said to an appreciative audience. “The piece about which we are [...]
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Nebraska’s Pelini seeing red after spelling gaffe
“And you know what?” he yelled to his rapt audience. “We’re plenty good enough to be in the Big Ten. We’ve got a lot of smart folks at this school. To the rest of the world, that ‘N’ on our helmets may stand for Nebraska. To us, it stands for ‘nowledge.’”
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Calipari supports ‘Life Begins at Conception’ bill so he can recruit even earlier
“My staff and I were sitting around wondering when the 2030 class of freshmen would be available for recruiting,” said the coach. “Then it hit us. Why have an age restriction? And even more, why can’t we recruit a player as early as possible?”
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Big Ten becomes sovereign nation after declaring independence from United States
“After decades of trying to skirt the unnecessary legal confines presented by the United States and its tyrannical government, today we say ‘No more!’” said Big Ten commissioner James Delany with an effigy of Uncle Sam burning behind him while he addressed a massive, energetic crowd made up of mostly conference and school administrators, staff and mascots on the lawn of the Big Ten’s headquarters.
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High school football recruit chooses war in Afghanistan over scholarship to Indiana
A Midwestern high school senior quarterback whose only Big Ten scholarship offer came from Indiana recently chose enlisting in the Army and fighting in Afghanistan over joining the Hoosiers.
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BCS chief Hancock says he would love a playoff, but can’t figure out brackets
“I’ve never really understood them,” Hancock admitted. “And it’s not just me, either. We sit around the BCS meetings for hours looking at brackets and they make no sense. How come something called a high seed gets put in the one spot? One is the lowest number–I’ve known that since second grade.”
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