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Shaq miffed at Blake Griffin for stealing his pathetic free throw percentage
Never one to shy away from a public feud — most famously with Kobe Bryant and most recently with Dwight Howard — it appears Shaquille O’Neal has his dander up again, and this time it’s Blake Griffin earning the ire of the Big Contrarian.
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J.R. Smith’s new haircut is a secret jab at LeBron’s hairline
“Son’s barber must have slipped up, he shoulda went to my dude, Andre in Bensonhurst” said Knicks fan Mookie. “Twenty minutes, he’d have him looking fresh.”
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Knick fans settle on Jeremy Lin’s nickname ‘The Big Apple Turnover’
Jeremy Lin stormed onto the scene scoring the most points by any player in his first five NBA starts … he also led in turnovers.
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Carlos Boozer petitions NBA to add layup contest for All-Star weekend
“Think about it. I might do a little finger roll that barely touches the rim. I might go to the left hand. I could go off-glass. I could do a head fake and then dink it in. Maybe I take off from the free-throw line. I could bring in Scal to throw me an alley-oop lay-in. The possibilities are endless.”
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NFL joins the Linsanity, will rename 2017 Championship ‘Super Bowl LIN’
“It would have been called ‘Super Bowl LI’ anyway, so we figured adding the extra ‘N’ wouldn’t be a big deal,” said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. “Besides, Jeremy wears No. 17 and the event will take place in 2017, so it all makes perfect sense.”
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Linsanity forces Tebow off the deep end; Broncos QB loses virginity while partying in Vegas
Jeremy Lin is now the sports world’s most eligible bachelor, as Tim Tebow has shacked up with a mystery woman citing “Linsanity overload” as his inspiration.
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Jeremy Lin inducted into NBA Hall of Fame
After leading the Knicks to a 5-game winning streak with his phenomenal play, undrafted free agent point guard Jeremy LIn has officially been inducted into the James Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame for his “ability to help a consistently bad Knicks team win games against other NBA teams.”
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Washington Generals sue Washington Wizards for copyright infringement
Perennially lost at the bottom of the NBA standings, the Washington Wizards are attempting to get people into the stands anyway they can. This year that has included trying to lose so badly and comically they make their opponents look like Globetrotters, which has drawn legal action from the Washington Generals.
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Lin proves you don’t need to be a college dropout to succeed in the NBA
Breakout Knicks guard and Harvard grad Jeremy Lin has given hope to college graduates from around the country that they too can succeed in the NBA, long seen as a place where only men who didn’t complete — or in some cases never even attended — college could flourish.
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Knicks owner focuses on team’s TV deal after finalizing sale of soul to Satan for Jeremy Lin
“Undrafted, twice-cut, Chinese-American, Christian, couch-surfing, Harvard-graduates don’t just fall out of the sky,” said an indignant Dolan. “Yao Tebow, as I like to call him, came at a price. My eternal soul, to be specific.”
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