Lions News
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Last Lions fan finally gives up on return of Barry Sanders
“I just always felt like Barry would eventually return, but now that he’s 44 I guess it’s time for me to finally give up on that dream,” said Franklin Rogalski of Novi.
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The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos, Part 2
Team names are fun, but they don’t always accurately reflect a franchise’s players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we’ve created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.
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Rookie cop in Detroit still hasn’t arrested NFL player despite three full weeks on job
“It’s embarrassing,” said the officer. “All the guys keep making fun of me for being a cherry. Or they say I must be blind if I haven’t spotted a drunk Lion on the road yet.”
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Lions’ Fairley sorry for getting arrested, but not the whole ‘getting wasted’-part
Lions DT Nick Fairley issued an apology Wednesday morning for this recent drug and DUI arrests, but stopped short of apologizing for the entirety of both incidents earlier this spring.
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Suh offers tearful belated explanation for Thanksgiving outburst
“After every play, I’d be walking back to the huddle and I’d keep hearing this soft ‘Su-su-sudio’ singing,” said Suh. “At first I didn’t know what it was, but in the huddle Kyle Vanden Bosche told me it was by that guy that sings that ‘I can feel it coming in the air tonight’ song with the cool drum sound. It seemed like every Packer was singing it to me as I’d walk by.”
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Lions game plan: to not get their asses handed to them
Three years removed from the first ever 0-16 NFL season and coming in as double-digit underdogs, the Lions are realistic in realizing they really have no chance in hell at winning this game.
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Members of the 2008 Detroit Lions celebrate Indianapolis victory on Sunday by uncorking 40 oz. Colt 45s
Among those celebrating were wide receiver Brandon Middleton, quarterback John Kitna, and running back Rudi Johnson, all of whom claimed to look forward to the Colt 45 uncorking every year.
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NFL to investigate allegations that Marion Barber is being paid off by the Lions
Rather than spending the week investigating another illegal hit, NFL officials will look into allegations that Bears RB Marion Barber is being paid to tank by the Lions who are battling Chicago for a Wild Card spot.
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Suh goes on anger-filled crashing-into-stuff spree
According to sources, suspended Detroit Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh recently decided to drive around and “annihilate stuff” in his hometown of Portland, smashing any inanimate object that got in the way of his cherry Chevrolet Coupe.
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Suh sues NFL saying Goodell is culturally biased against clog dancing
Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has filed suit in federal court Thursday arguing that NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell’s two-game suspension of the star defensive lineman was culturally biased.
