Bulls News
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Animated GIF: Carlos Boozer punched a ref in the junk this weekend
Carlos isn’t going down Amnesty Avenue without a fight. Here he is taking his midlife crisis out on poor ref Danny Crawford Saturday in Dallas.
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Paxson holds press conference to remind fans he’s still with Bulls
“There have been several reports that I’ve gone missing,” the longtime NBA sharpshooter said from the Berto Center. “When the Chicago Police Department did a well-being check on me and after my wife, while grocery shopping, saw my picture on a milk carton, I thought it was about time I say something.”
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Derrick Rose will consult psychic on return to court
Amid reports that Bulls management and the Rose camp are at odds about if and when the 2010-2011 league MVP would play for the team in 2013, Rose tweeted that he would “cast fate to the wind and let Miss Cleo handle my business.”
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Bulls evicted to Gate 6 Parking Lot until Blackhawks lose
“This Blackhawks run has given them complete control of the United Center, so they can enjoy better ice conditions,” said Emanuel. “Plus, we can tow anyone who parks on the court after four inches of snow, set up intersection cameras for revenue and ticket for playing Nate Robinson on defensive sets in the 4th.”
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Despite injury, Rose says he’d beat Jordan one-on-one
With talk about returning to the game as a player and amidst the hoopla of Jordan’s recent 50th birthday, Rose told reporters at the Berto Center that he could “whoop MJ’s hind-end on my good leg … today!”
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Derrick Rose: ‘I’m not coming back until I’m 880%’
Rose, who is dominating practices with the team and dunking from the half court line, said there is no specific target date for re-activation, and that he will remain on the injured reserve list for the rest of his natural life if need be, until he reaches the 880 percent mark.
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Jordan plans to spend 50th birthday blowing $500,000 at an OTB
“When you reach a milestone like turning 50, you just want to surround yourself with the people you love doing some of your favorite things,” said Jordan. “Hanging out at the OTB all day with a bunch of fellow degenerate gamblers just seemed like the right thing to do.”
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Bulls fans and Blackhawks fans rumble over who will finish season with most wins
Bulls fans began touting the recent rise in production of Joakim Noah, Carlos Boozer, and Jimmy Butler, snapping their fingers while moving in synchronous box-step formation.
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It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
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Timberwolves sign Scottie Pippen out of retirement
“He can bring a veteran presence to our team, as long as he doesn’t break a hip,” said Rick Adelman, coach of the Timberwolves.
