Bulls News
Completely healed D-Rose shows up to United Center asking ‘What’d I miss?’
Just a few days after undergoing successful surgery to repair his torn ACL, Bulls superstar Derrick Rose showed up at the United Center Monday morning, unaware the team was eliminated from the playoffs last week but completely healed and ready to take on their next opponent.
Chicagoans have no collective memory of Game 2 against Sixers having happened
As the Bulls’ once-promising season continues to unravel, psychology professors from Northwestern University released shocking early results from an overnight study that revealed not one Chicagoan apparently remembers Tuesday night’s 109-92 thrashing at the hands of the very mediocre 76ers in Game 2 of the first-round of the playoffs.
Bears’ offensive line perform as ‘Chicago Matadors’ during halftime of Bulls-76ers game
The Chicago Matadors is a popular “super-sized” dance team that regularly performs to adoring and raucous fans during Bulls games. Hoping to take their routine to the next level for the playoffs, the team sought to add real-life matadors from Spain to the mix. When flights and arrangements became costly, the Bulls PR found a cheaper group of actual matadors in Lake Forest: the Chicago Bears offensive line.
NBA to broadcast remaining Bulls playoff games on cable access and those little TVs at some gas pumps
With fan interest waning after Derrick Rose’s ACL injury, the NBA has announced it’s pulling Bulls playoff games from a national TV rotation, and will instead air them on Chicago cable access and some of the closed circuit televisions found at many gas pumps around the region.
Tom Thibodeau has ‘super awesome day’ with his basketball buddy, Orangy McLeather
Tom Thibodeau has often been criticized for not having a life outside of the Berto Center. Thibodeau sought to put these accusations to rest by spending a fun-filled day at a local carnival with his best friend, a regulation-sized basketball named Orangy McLeather.
Derrick Rose ‘sick and tired’ of messed up orders
Derrick Rose is fed up with the way some employees in the city are serving his food order.
C.J. Watson steals D-Rose’s minutes, girlfriend and unborn baby
Coming off his best performance of the season and stealing an ineffective Derrick Rose’s minutes down the stretch against the Heat, C.J. Watson wasn’t finished. He followed up the Bulls overtime victory by stealing Rose’s girlfriend and proclaiming himself to be the “surrogate father” of Rose’s unborn child.
D-Rose now just one body part away from getting ‘Injury Bingo’
After missing Tuesday’s game with an ankle injury, a clearly excited Derrick Rose told reporters that he is now just one body part away from getting “Injury Bingo.”
Rip Hamilton to don body armor
In order to keep Hamilton ready for LeBron James and the Miami Heat, Bulls GM Gar Foreman has announced Rip will be playing with an NBA approved, full body, armored suit.
John Lucas III to fill in for injured Benny the Bull in playoffs
Bulls mascot and fan favorite Benny the Bull will have to miss out on entertaining the fans during home playoff games. Benny is set to undergo surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff, suffered from abuse to his shoulder after repeated half court shot attempts. Assuming Derrick Rose is healthy for the playoffs, back up guard John Lucas III is set to fill in as Benny.
