49ers News
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Alex Smith spotted with Colin Kaepernick voodoo doll
“I was only trying to get my souvenir shopping done and out of the way early,” claims the former starting QB.
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Super Bowl XVLII Bingo, presented by TheHeckler.com
Play along at home as the San Francisco 49ers and Baltimore Ravens clash to settle once and for all which Harbaugh brother gets the top bunk. Click the image to view a larger, printer-friendly version of the game board.
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New Orleans prostitutes to charge extra for Kaepernicking
“With the popularity of Kaepernicking and the sheer volume of customers that come through here during game week, we could be looking at a few grand a night for simply kissing a guy’s bicep tattoo. The price is actually triple if the tattoo is located anywhere besides the bicep.”
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Beyoncé studying old Milli Vanilli videos as prep for Super Bowl
“This will be better than Madonna, Ashlee Simpson and Milli Vanilli all rolled up into one,” she said. “I’ve been studying ‘Blame it on the Rain’ for weeks and I think I can top it.”
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Chicago Bears MNF Bingo — Week 11 (49ers)
Play along as Jason Campbell and the Bears try to avoid a tie with the San Francisco 49ers on Monday Night Football.
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49ers-Rams tie fuels American interest in soccer
As both teams fought hard to the end with nobody being the clear victor, NFL fans realized such drama is possible in nearly every soccer game ever played.
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Harbaugh brothers plan to spend Super Bowl Sunday beating up kickers
In order to vent their frustrations about kickers sealing their fate in both the NFC and AFC Championship games, Jim Harbaugh, head coach of the 49ers, and John Harbaugh, head coach of the Baltimore Ravens, will spend the day seeking out and beating mercilessly any kickers they can get their hands on.
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Heckler Comic: Last week’s goats get to play Sunday
By Rick Atkinson. Click for a larger version.
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Kenny Williams defends play of his son: ‘At least he didn’t sign Adam Dunn for $56 million’
After being responsible for two game-changing turnovers in Sunday’s NFC Championship loss, 49ers WR and PR Kyle Williams has at least one defender in his father, White Sox GM Kenny Williams, who pointed out that his son might have cost the Niners a chance to play in the Super Bowl, he himself has done far worse, especially in signing Adam Dunn to a four-year, $56 million contract last year.
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‘HarBowl II’ to be held in parents’ backyard next weekend
“None of my guys or Jim’s guys were ready to have our seasons end just yet.” said John. “But due to some NFL rules that only allow teams to play in the Super Bowl if they win their playoff games even if they’re coached by a Harbaugh brother, we had to make some adjustments.”
