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Radio Brief: Thome entertains fans during batting practice with his mammoth swing and misses Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2008 The Sox DH might swing through a lot of pitches, but at least he swings really hard. On Deck Radio Report: Josh Hamilton will inspire local kids to find glory by first using drugs and other predictions Monday, Jul. 21, 2008 This week's predictions: youngster's will hear Texas outfielder's inspiring story of drug abuse, a Cubs fan will see specific parts of herself on TV, and Bud Selig will make promises he might not keep. Radio Brief: Selig spends last hour of All-Star Game in a cold sweat Wednesday, Jul. 16, 2008 The Commissioner's worst fears almost come about: another All-Star Game tie. Radio Brief: Brenly goes nuts after Comcast misspells his name Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2008 The Cubs announcer is tired of people spelling his name Brenley. On Deck Radio Report: Zambrano will throw 134 pitches in All-Star Game, blow out his arm and other predictions Monday, Jul. 14, 2008 This week's predictions: Lou Piniella's advice to manager Clint Hurdle will hurt his ace, the Bears will pick up a Green Bay QB, and a work of art will be created at Wrigley. Radio Brief: Theriot added to All-Star team as batboy Friday, Jul. 11, 2008 Cubs shortstop's dream of making All-Star team comes true, though he won't actually play. Radio Brief: Harden trade forces Rothschild to get towels out of storage Thursday, Jul. 10, 2008 Looks like pitching coach was wrong in assuming he wouldn't need towels this season. Radio Brief: Counsell maimed in tragic Sabathia/Fielder belly-bump accident Wednesday, Jul. 09, 2008 Shocking incident takes place in Brewers clubhouse as skinny infielder gets in between massive stomachs. Radio Brief: Selig changes course, encourages steroid use for Home Run Derby Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2008 MLB commissioner decides he liked the contest better when the participants were juiced. On Deck Radio Report: Fellow columnists will give Mariotti atomic wedgie and other predictions Monday, Jul. 06, 2008 This week's predictions: the Sun-Times columnist's feud with coworkers will get ugly, the White Sox will lose a sponsor, and Del Negro will lose control. Radio Brief: Tech glitch suspected as Murton gets 4.3 million votes in final hour of All-Star balloting Thursday, Jul. 03, 2008 The Cubs outfielder surprises everyone with late surge. Radio Brief: Cubs radio main reason people still buying fax machines Wednesday, Jul. 02, 2008 Hughes and Santo still receive messages old-fashioned way for some reason. Radio Brief: Pierzynski to skip game for Fantasia concert Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2008 The Sox catcher asks for a night off so he can see his favorite singer. On Deck Radio Report: Pat Hughes will again prepare for game by reading entire dictionary and other predictions Monday, Jun. 30, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs radio announcer will brush up on his knowledge of every single word, the Bulls GM will get a call that makes him think twice about his draft pick, and Prince Fielder will binge on the 4th. Radio Brief: Hawk hoping to call games for Cubs this weekend Wednesday, Jun. 25, 2008 The Sox announcer is looking to change sides for the weekend so he doesn't have to go silent every time the Cubs hit a homer. Radio Brief: Piniella gives birth to twins Tuesday, Jun. 24, 2008 The Cubs manager discovers the real reason for his distended belly. On Deck Radio Report: Cubs will up beer prices for 'premium innings' and other predictions Monday, June 22, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs will announce a new way to make more money, female fans on both sides of town will prepare for Cubs-Sox part two, and Sunday night's game will get physical. Radio Brief: Fans agree winning Crosstown Series more important than World Series Thursday, Jun. 19, 2008 Taking the majority of games against their crosstown rivals is the most important thing their team can do this year, according to fans on both sides of town. Radio Brief: Cubs out do themselves with B-List celebs for stretch during Sox series Tuesday, Jun. 17, 2008 The Cubs-Sox series will feature Chicago area celebrities some people may have heard of singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." On Deck Radio Report: Angelo will test positive for performance decreasing drugs and other predictions Monday, Jun. 16, 2008 This week's predictions: the Bears GM's draft day screw ups will be explained, a Cubs visit will bring Tropicana Field attendance into five figures for the first time in its history, and Ozzie will miss a Sox game to hang out with some friends. Radio Brief: Del Negro not exactly Paxson's first choice Thursday, Jun. 12, 2008 The Bulls GM was rejected by many before finally hiring a head coach. Radio Brief: MLB makes deal with T-Mobile, all signs to be sent by text Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2008 New sponsor means teams will do away with hand signals. On Deck Radio Report: Theriot will try to vote self onto All-Star Team and other predictions Monday, Jun. 09, 2008 This week's predictions: Theriot's computer time will make him late for a game, Benson will actually set an NFL record, and the Cubs will turn a baseball problem into a giveaway. Radio Brief: Paxson has been teaming up with brother to make bad decisions Friday, Jun. 06, 2008 The Bulls GM has elicited the help of his brother Jim, General Manager of the Cavs back when they were bad. Radio Brief: NBA feeds Celtics/Lakers rivalry hype, teams to play in short shorts Thursday, Jun. 05, 2008 The League hopes throwback uniforms in Finals will help lead to high ratings. Radio Brief: Selig hopes replay replaces steroids in legacy Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2008 Selig wants to be known as "Replay-Era" Commissioner. On Deck Radio Report: Another day with no runs will drive Guillen crazy, even though Sox didn't play and other predictions Monday, Jun. 02, 2008 This week's predictions: the Sox manager will curse out his teams again, the Cubs will continue to beat up on crappy teams, and Big Brown will unfortunately prove to be much like a lot of other athletes. Radio Brief: Soriano diagnosed with rare spitting disorder Wednesday, May 28, 2008 The Cubs left fielder has a medical reason to explain his constant spitting. On Deck Radio Report: Piniella will decide even Ramirez running better than Soriano and other predictions Tuesday, May 27, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs skipper will make a lineup change, the Bulls will investigate combining their coaching and draft pick searches, and more Patriots cheating allegations will surface. Radio Brief: Experts say Bulls will pick Michael Beasley or Igor Vladamondodamov Thursday, May 22, 2008 If the Bulls don't trade their number one pick, they could focus on one of two big men. Radio Brief: Fukudome shirts lead to more offensive merchandise Wednesday, May 21, 2008 A hawker of offensive Fukudome t-shirts proves he'll go even further to make a buck. Radio Brief: Benson runs over defenders in training with middle schoolers Tuesday, May 20, 2008 The Bears running back is taking small steps toward being a legitimate NFL player. On Deck Radio Report: Sox camera crew will stay home to watch Cubs and other predictions Monday, May 19, 2008 This week's predictions: a White Sox game will go untelevised, the Cubs will try to cool off Lance Berkman, and Urlacher will get a new endorsement deal. Radio Brief: Paxson calls Lakers GM about revisiting Kobe trade talks Thursday, May 15, 2008 The Bulls GM hopes this offseason he might be able to work out a deal for the MVP. Radio Brief: Bulls decide not to hire a head coach Tuesday, May 13, 2008 Figure players won't listen to coach anyway. On Deck Radio Report: Foreign substance on Jenks' cap will be mayonnaise and other predictions Monday, May 12, 2008 This week's predictions: the Sox closer will be ejected for improperly using a condiment, the Blackhawks will find another way to copy the Cubs, and Ozzie will find even more outlandish ways to seek attention for himself. Radio Brief: 'Old Man Franco' hangs up his cleats Wednesday, May 7, 2008 The former Ranger will spend more time on his hobbies. Radio Brief: Benson decides on life change: less alcohol, more pot Tuesday, May 06, 2008 The Bears running back realizes he shouldn't be drinking while boating, he should be smoking marijuana instead. On Deck Radio Report: Brenly will ruin new WGN Podcast Studio and other predictions Monday, May 5, 2008 This week's predictions: an early game time means Ward won't get to eat all his meals, the Cubs broadcaster will pick a horrible time to leave a jacuzzi running, and Ozzie will find someone new to slur - his own team. Radio Brief: Pacman tests positive for Power Pellets Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2008 He might have a new team, but the cornerback is still getting in trouble. Radio Brief: ESPN replaces Berman with your crazy uncle Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2008 The all sports network finds a cheaper alternative to fill role of bumbling fool spouting nonsense. On Deck Radio Report: Bonds, Sosa to start 'anything goes' baseball league and other predictions Monday, Apr. 28, 2008 This week's predictions: two former sluggers start a league where they can do whatever they want, Soriano's return from the DL is brief, and a Maddux physical leads to an interesting conclusion. Radio Brief: Paxson begs Skiles to take Bulls roster with him Thursday, Apr. 24, 2008 Scott Skiles is going to Milwaukee to coach the Bucks, and the Bulls GM hopes he'll want to take most of his former players. Radio Brief: Lovie aware of Bears many, many needs going into draft The Bears are looking to the draft to improve areas of need, which includes basically every position group. Radio Brief: Dempster still talking about catching first pitch from model Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2008 Other players getting annoyed as the Cubs pitcher has spent the last week talking about catching a ceremonial first pitch from a swimsuit model. On Deck Radio Report: Mel Kiper will impose his will on NFL Draft and other predictions Monday, Apr. 21, 2008 This week's predictions: a Bears player and Bears fan will both have financial issues, though on slightly different scales, and the ESPN analyst will finally do what he's always wanted to do on draft day. Radio Brief: Boylan fired after another player vote Friday, April 18, 2008 Bulls player's vote again to increase a punishment they think is too light. Radio Brief: Zambrano's banana diet leads to Chiquita tie in Wednesday, Apr. 16, 2008 The Cubs manage to turn their ace pitcher's cramping problems into sponsorship dollars. Radio Brief: Piniella looking for overtime pay after string of extra inning games Tuesday, April 15, 2008 The Cubs manager can't believe he doesn't get time and a half. On Deck Radio Report: Sox will unveil new armed robbery marketing effort and other predictions Monday, Apr. 14, 2008 This week's predictions: the South Siders will reveal a new aspect to their 7-Eleven partnership, the Bulls will have trouble getting rid of their interim coach, and a local man will use professional athlete inspired contract negotiation techniques. Radio Brief: Derosa complains hitting behind Fukudome makes him look bad Friday, Apr. 11, 2008 The Cubs second baseman would like to bat somewhere else in the lineup.  The Hockey Puck: Sports' Little Rubber BastardFriday, April 11, 2008 A Heckler Video Investigation Everyone loves balls, so it should come as no surprise that hockey and its puck find themselves the red-headed stepchild--or Matt Murton--of professional sports. The Heckler investigates ... Radio Brief: Urlacher demands personal valet to carry around all his money Thursday, Apr. 10, 2008 The Bears linebacker skips offseason workouts not for more money but because he has too much and needs help carrying it. Radio Brief: Piniella suspended after trying to bat Fukudome twice in lineup Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2008 After the Cubs new right fielder spent the opening week of the season getting on base consistently, his manager decided he should get more at bats. On Deck Radio Report: Fukudome will feel like true Cub after first error and other predictions Monday, Apr. 07, 2008 This week's predictions: mistakes will make the Cubs new right fielder more of a real Cub, Mark Bradley will decide he's the best on the Bears at another position in addition to receiver, and Paul Konerko will finally reach first base. Radio Brief: Bulls might be losing, but Reinsdorf's bank account isn't Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2008 Despite his team's poor play, the Bulls chairman is excited for more basketball. Radio Brief: Fukudome plays too well for 'Lovable Losers' Tuesday, Apr. 1, 2008 Cubs brass has to have a talk with their new right fielder about his superior opening day performance. On Deck Radio Report: Len and Bob will prepare for season by working on puns and other predictions Sunday, March 30, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs announcers will brush up on their most important skill, Prince Fielder will show off his greatest skill - eating, and Fukudome will try to cure his homesickness. Radio Brief: Schilling's big mouth tolerated by Japanese Thursday, Mar. 27, 2008 The Red Sox pitcher comes close to offending an entire country while it's hosting him. Radio Brief: Ken Williams admits Swisher can't perform magic Tuesday, Mar. 25, 2008 The White Sox GM says he realizes he must temper his expectations somewhat regarding how much Nick Swisher will make his teammates better. On Deck Radio Report: Hawks popular despite mediocrity, McDonough declares victory and other predictions Monday, Mar. 24, 2008 This week's predictions: The Blackhawks President has done what they brought him in to do, The Tribune's basketball writer can no longer stomach writing about the Bulls, and the Cubs manager is tired of making lineup decisions. Radio Brief: Sampson hosts NCAA Tourney pool for other cheaters Wednesday, Mar. 19, 2008 He may not be involved, but the former Indiana basketball coach is getting into the madness, along with some other cheaters of note. Radio Brief: Everyone showed up for Bulls practice for first time this season Tuesday, Mar. 18, 2008 Amazingly all Bulls players actually showed up for a practice at the same time, though some not on purpose. On Deck Radio Report: Zell gets new money-saving ideas from 'Major League' and other predictions Monday, Mar. 17, 2008 This week's predictions: Sam Zell takes lessons in baseball ownership from Rachel Phelps, Darrin Jackson preps for the season by working on his non-communication skills, and Aramis Ramirez plans to go easy on his completely healthy legs. Radio Brief: Len and Bob, rock stars? Thursday, Mar. 13, 2008 A performance for charity has inspired the Cubs broadcast duo to become musicians. Radio Brief: Men agree, only female doctor would call Pie's surgery minor Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2008 The Cubs center field, along with anyone of the same gender, thinks procedure to correct testicular torsion is anything but minor. Radio Brief: Bulls replace coaching staff with The Wiggles Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2008 John Paxson hires new coaches that are more in line with the maturity level of his team. On Deck Radio Report: Fukudome wasn't told extent of Cubs losing by interpreter to spare him shame and other predictions Monday, Mar. 10, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs new outfielder has been spared the most embarrassing fact about his new team, the Sox new radio analyst makes his partner forget about last year's debacle, and the Bulls new forward finds things in his massive beard. Radio Brief: Paxson decides next trade with Cavs, he'll get that James kid Friday, Mar. 07, 2008 He got them to take Ben Wallace, but the Bulls GM thinks in his next trade with Cleveland he might want to get Lebron. Radio Brief: Mourning Packer fans spend entire day crying Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2008 Packer fans grieve for their fallen hero with many, many tears. Radio Brief: Marquis thinks he should be starter, doesn't realize he's not that good Tuesday, Mar. 04, 2008 The Cubs pitcher is upset he has to compete for a spot in the rotation, even though he's probably not good enough to deserve one. On Deck Radio Report: Sox to deflect attention from crazy manager by signing Bonds and other predictions Monday, March 03, 2008 This week's predictions: the White Sox hope slugger's controversy outshines Ozzie's, Blackhawks rookies are targeted by the Mighty Ducks "Two-Bit" coach (it's a "The Outsiders" reference), and Briggs new contract doesn't mean he won't hold out again next year. Radio Brief: Member's new wife joins Hank White Fan Club, increasing ranks exponentially Thursday, Feb. 28, 2008 Marriage leads to tremendous growth for fan club of the Cubs backup catcher. Radio Brief: Grossman signs on for another year as team scapegoat Wednesday, Feb. 27, 2008 The Bears resigning Rex Grossman means they won't have to worry about finding a new fall guy if things go bad again next season. On Deck Radio Report: Ramirez gets caught pigeon-fighting and other predictions Tuesday, Feb. 26, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs third baseman tries to make Arizona just a little more like home, a rooftop owner claims the Cubs didn't deserve the money he was forced to give them during last year's pitiful playoff performance, and Jerry Angelo makes a surprising decision after running low on wide receiver options. Radio Brief: Fielder becomes vegetarian, vegetables alarmed Monday, Feb. 25, 2008 Prince Fielder decides to no longer eat meat, making vegetables afraid he'll be eating a lot of them. Radio Brief: Delusional Cubs fan certain he's about to move past Virtual Waiting Room (tm) Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 After watching the 15 seconds count down hundreds of times today, Brett Stillman is confident that this time will be the last. Radio Brief: CTA service makes IOC think twice about Olympics in Chicago Thursday, Feb. 21, 2008 Olympic Committee members spend most of their visit stuck on trains and buses. Radio Brief: Sluggish Muhammad still cleaning out locker Wednesday, Feb. 20, 2008 Wide receiver moving just as slow leaving town as he does on the field. Radio Brief: Indiana's Sampson not helping his image Tuesday, Feb. 19, 2008 The Indiana basketball coach just can't help being shameless. On Deck Radio Report: Zell tries moving Cubs to avoid exorbitant Chicago taxes and other predictions Monday, Feb. 18, 2008 This week's predictions: Dempster makes more of his predictions, Guillen artfully combines a putdown of a rival with an ethnic slur, and Daley artfully prevents Sam Zell from getting out of having to pay the city taxes. Radio Brief: Radar gun apparently too powerful to pick up Lieber's fastball Friday, Feb. 15, 2008 Jon Lieber has returned to the Cubs, but maybe without his fastball. Radio Brief: Cubs start spring badly when candy hearts mistaken for amphetamines Thursday, Feb. 14, 2008 The Cubs' pitchers' and catchers' first day of practice and Valentine's Day both ruined by chalky candies. On Deck Radio Report: Selig thinks of new ways to mess up baseball and other predictions Tuesday, Feb. 12, 2008 This week's predictions: baseball's commissioner has plenty more bad ideas left in the tank, spontaneous pants fire prove Clemens is lying, and Mariotti doesn't need to go to Spring Training to complain about it. Radio Brief: Bulls try Craigslist to get rid of Wallace Monday, Feb. 11, 2008 Desperate to rid themselves of their over-the-hill center, the Bulls are taking desperate measures. Radio Brief: Khryapa to emulate Yakov Smirnoff in comedy attempt Friday, February 08, 2008 The former Bull is going back to Russia for more than just basketball. Radio Brief: Reinsdorf to sell Sox for money, or best trade offer Thursday, Feb. 07, 2008 South Side sale not expected to draw nearly as much interest as Cubs. Radio Brief: Betting on big underdog worked in Super Bowl, not in election Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2008 Joliet man gets caught up in emotion of major upsets, loses all his Super Bowl winnings by betting on Chris Dodd in Illinois Presidential Primary. On Deck Radio Report: Bulls save time by forfeiting rest of season and other predictions Tuesday, Feb. 05, 2008 This week's predictions: the Bulls decide to forgo all that tiresome playing of basketball and skip straight to the losses, Jay Mariotti loses something he won't really miss, and Paul Konerko begins a not so vigorous workout regimen. Radio Brief: Super Bowl upset comes one year too late for Bears fans Monday, Feb. 04, 2008 The Giants' upset shows Chicagoans what might have been. Radio Brief: Eli tired of being called 'Peyton's Younger Brother' Friday, Feb. 1, 2008 The Giants quarterback thinks playing in the Super Bowl earns him the right to have people call him by his actual name. Radio Brief: Despite team's success, Coughlin still finds things to be mad about Thursday, Jan. 31, 2008 The Giants head coach doesn't let the fact his team is in the Super Bowl get in the way of his desire to be ticked off. Radio Brief: Belichick upset that people don't like him Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008 The Patriots' head coach was surprised and confused after learning of the near-universal dislike directed at him. On Deck Radio Report: Selig erases steroid references on his Wikipedia page and other predictions Tuesday, Jan. 29, 2008 This week's predictions: Bud Selig tries to change history by changing Wikipedia, the Blackhawks take their coach a little too seriously, and the Bulls play and...well, you can guess the outcome. Radio Brief: South Side fan kicked out of SoxFest for wearing sleeves Monday, Jan 28, 2008 A Sox fan learned the hard way the weekend that his favorite team's annual convention is no place to try being classy. Radio Brief: Post Super Bowl tradition of feeling guilty about gluttony to end Friday, Jan. 25, 2008 The news regarding next week's Super Bowl involves two Super Sunday veterans: eating and drinking. Radio Brief: Tribune Co. thrilled they get to run, milk Cubs for another year Thursday, Jan. 24, 2008 The Tribsters are happy they will be owning the Cubs another season, but they're the only ones. Radio Brief: Pats beat Chargers without cheating Wednesday, Jan. 23, 2008 The Patriots decided to win the AFC Championship game the old fashioned way: no cameras taping their opponents sidelines. On Deck Radio Report: Bulls players start making all team decisions and other predictions Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2008 This week's predictions: the inmates completely take over the Chicago Bulls asylum, Roger Clemens goes off on Dr. Phil roid rage style, and a local man won't let the NFL's off week keep him from getting drunk on Sunday.  The Heckler TV Report: Chug-Chug at the ConventionMonday, Jan. 21, 2008 The Heckler's mascot crosses paths with many Cubs fans, a lovely bartender and radio man 'Pat Huge' The Heckler was at the 23rd Annual Cubs Convention this weekend and mascot Chug-Chug the Comeback Clown was on the scene and filed this video report. The Heckler Radio live from the Cubs Convention: The end of an era approaches Sunday, Jan. 20, 2008 Soon boatloads of Cubs fans' money won't be going to the Tribune Checking in one final time from the Convention, The Heckler finds the fans are sad to see the end of an era approaching--the era marked by giving large amounts of money to the Tribune Company. The Heckler Radio live at the Cubs Convention: One fan annoying others in autograph line Saturday, Jan. 19, 2008 Guy who says 2004 convention was 'way better' is annoying everyone Most people are having a great time at the Convention, but The Heckler learns there's one man with the ability to ruin that great time. The Heckler Radio live at the Cubs Convention: Fun for all ages Friday, Jan. 18, 2008 Everyone enjoying convention, even those who can't remember why they're there The Convention kicks off and as The Heckler finds out, it's fun for everyone, even those who may not be entirely sure where they are. The Heckler Radio live at the Cubs Convention: We got here a little too early Friday, Jan. 18, 2008 Live at 23rd Annual Cubs Convention The Heckler is first to report live from the 23rd annual Cubs Convention, way before we really need to be there. Radio Brief: Cubs sell Convention naming rights to Best Buy Thursday, Jan. 17, 2008 While they haven't done it with Wrigley Field yet, the Cubs have generated revenue by selling the naming rights to their annual Convention. Radio Brief: No football puts major strain on Dallas economy Wednesday, January 16, 2008 Dallas city officials are scrambling after banking on NFC Championship game income. Radio Brief: Outdoor Blackhawks game expected to draw one whole grandstand Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2008 The Hawks are setting up for their fans to watch an outdoor game, which shouldn't take long. On Deck Radio Report: Ken Williams realizes he forgot to get pitching and other predictions Monday, Jan. 14, 2008 This week's predictions: Sox GM Ken Williams remembers his team needs pitching, Joakim Noah acts his emotional age at McDonalds and a Cubs fan's show of appreciation at the Cubs Convention is ignored, not to mention stupid. Radio Commercial: The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness Friday, Jan. 11, 2008 The 2008 Cubs season is fast-approaching, and what better way to prepare yourself than to pick up The Heckler's official book? Get your copy today in The Heckler store, or visit CubsGuide.com. Radio Brief: Hawks rookie Kane breaks curfew, gets grounded Thursday, Jan. 10, 2008 Teen in trouble for getting home late after helping the Blackhawks to victory. Radio Brief: Joe Morgan to guard Hall of Fame entrance, not let anyone else get inducted Wednesday, Jan. 09, 2008 Joe Morgan is taking protecting the exclusivity of the Hall of Fame to the extreme, and bringing his family along for the trip. Radio Brief: Hendry insists Mets take back Pagan Tuesday, Jan. 08, 2008 Cubs designate backup outfielder as "return to sender." On Deck Radio Report: Hall again snubs mediocre former Cubs and other predictions Monday, Jan. 07, 2008 This week's predictions: It's not Glenallen Hill's HGH use that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame, Jerry Angelo puts faith in old unreliables, and star quarterbacks argue over who will do more off-field scoring. A loving tribute song to Tom Brady Sunday, Jan. 6, 2008 Friend of a Friend of The Heckler Dave Hoke is a really, really big Tom Brady fan. In honor of the MVP Tom Brady was awarded this weekend, The Heckler would like to share Dave Hoke's Ode to Tom Brady. Radio Brief: Vitale off the air means less breaking of mute buttons Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008 The analyst's surgery takes him off broadcasts, makes people less inclined to smash their mute buttons. On Deck Radio Report: No 'Hank White' ruins Cubs Convention and other predictions Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008 This week's predictions: the Cubs Convention is cancelled due to lack of interest because the guy with the best nickname on the team isn't going, no assistants means no replacements for Jim Boylan and a switch in NFL allegiances gives a Bears fan another month of church-free Sundays. Radio Brief: Next year, Hester at QB Monday, Dec. 31, 2007 After exhausting all other options, Lovie Smith says he'll try Devin Hester at quarterback next season. Radio Brief: Bad directions, imminent firing make Ron Turner's New Year's invite awkward Friday, Dec. 28, 2007 Bears players and personnel are not happy about being invited to Ron Turner's house for New Year's Eve. Radio Brief: With no McDonough, Cubs to concentrate on baseball Wednesday, Dec. 26, 2007 With former team president John McDonough gone, the Cubs will try something completely new this year. On Deck Radio Report: Spurs get Bulls as Christmas gifts and other predictions Monday, Dec. 24, 2007 This week's predictions: the Bulls give themselves to the Spurs for Christmas, the Cubs introduce the Fukudome Roll to help pay for the outfielders contract, and Tony La Russa plans a traditional New Years Eve, for him anyway. Radio Brief: Pirates GM joins Cubs as reward for contributions to organization Friday, Dec. 21, 2007 While he's already helped the Cubs win their division, former Pirates GM Dave Littlefield is now working for the team for real. Radio Brief: Confused Piniella thinks Cubs signed Ichiro Thursday, Dec. 20, 2007 Lou Piniella is excited about the Cubs new Japanese player, whom he thinks is Ichiro Suzuki. Radio Brief: Bears' AP tries to disguise self as Vikes' AP Wednesday, Dec. 19, 2007 The Bears Adrian Peterson was caught trying to impersonate the good Adrian Peterson. Radio Brief: Mitchell Report likely prevents Hundley from Hall induction Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007 Current Hall of Famers say they won't vote for crappy players who are named in the Mitchell Report. Your friends and relatives want The Heckler's book for the holidays Tuesday, Dec. 18, 2007 'Trust me' says shameless editor Editors from award-winning satirical sports newspaper The Heckler announced today that all of your friends and relatives have a "burning desire" to receive The Heckler's book, The Cubs Fan's Guide to Happiness by George Ellis, for the holidays. Citing private studies, the editors say the evidence is indisputable. On Deck Radio Report: Bears finally finish analyzing Week One film and other predictions Monday, Dec. 17, 2007 This week's predictions: Bears' coaching staff makes adjustments based on Week One game film, Mariotti gives fake acceptance speech and Skiles has giant doghouse built in backyard. Radio Brief: Most players in Mitchell Report should have taken more steroids Friday, Dec. 14, 2007 Based on the play of many players named as steroid abusers, they weren't taking enough performance enhancers. Radio Brief: Bears clinch three rounds of playoff byes Thursday, Dec. 13, 2007 The Bears record this year ensures them an easy road through the playoffs. Radio Brief: Orton to get rid of neckbeard Wednesday, Dec. 12, 2007 Kyle Orton says he no longer needs his neckbeard as a place to store things. Radio Brief: Sox GM seen crying during Winter Meetings Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007 Kenny Williams did a poor job of dealing with disappointment at last week's winter meetings. On Deck Radio Report: Bulls meaningless game is canceled and other predictions Monday, Dec. 10, 2007 This week's predictions: NBA decides a game between two of league's worst is not worth playing, McDonough named in Mitchell Report and Lovie Smith causes insanity in Tribune columnist. Radio Brief: Headline writers sorry to see Ohman go Friday, Dec. 7, 2007 There are actually some people in Chicago who will miss Will Ohman. Radio Brief: Illini get dandelions instead of roses Thursday, Dec. 6, 2007 Rose Bowl officials decided to go cheap with their gift to the lesser of this year's teams.  FREE PDF: Chapter 1 of The Cubs Fan's Guide To HappinessWednesday, Dec. 5, 2007 Check out the first 10 pages of The Heckler's first book Still fretting about last season's playoff flop? Not sure what to get all those Cubs fans on your holiday list? Or maybe just feeling a little down? Sounds like you need The Cubs Fan's Guide To Happiness, a revolutionary self-help book filled with principles every Cubs fan should live by. And thanks to the official Heckler seal of approval, you just know it's worth downloading a FREE PDF before you pick up a few dozen copies for everyone you know. Radio Brief: Hawks enforcer challenges his doctor to fight Wednesday, Dec. 5, 2007 Blackhawks defenseman David Koci had his nose broken after provoking the doctor setting his broken nose. Radio Brief: T.O. apologizes for lack of controversy this season Monday, Dec. 3, 2007 Terrell Owens apologized to reporters for his lack of newsworthy antics this season. On Deck Radio Report: Skiles loses team at airport and other predictions Sunday, Dec. 2, 2007 This week's predictions: High attendance at United Center prompts an INS investigation, Scott Skiles loses his team at the airport, and the NFL Network unveils its Life Domination Package. Radio Brief: Ricky Williams lasts six plays, leaves to go get high Wednesday, November 28, 2007 Ricky Williams comeback ended quickly when he decided he'd rather be smoking marijuana. Radio Brief: Bulls offer money to player who makes a three Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007 The Bulls start a new promotion, offering $500,000 to the first player who can hit a three pointer during a game. On Deck Radio Report: John McDonough unveils his first Blackhawks promo, Double-Price Ticket Night Monday, Nov. 26, 2007 Among this week's predictions: the New England Patriots are ruled a monopoly and Aramis Ramirez checks the progress at Wrigley. Radio Brief: Madden covers Brett Favre for Thanksgiving Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007 The Packers-Lions Thanksgiving Day game will not be on NBC, but that won't stop John Madden from covering it. On Deck Radio Report: Ben Wallace gets negative rebounds in loss to Denver Monday, Nov. 19, 2007 Among this week's predictions: Jay Mariotti gives Ben Wallace a new nickname and John Madden invents the Turduckenquailcow. Radio Brief: Belichick beats nephew 118-3 in Madden '08 Tuesday, November 13, 2007 Unable to relax during his bye week, New England Patriots coach Bill Belichick ran up the score on his nephew in Madden '08. Radio Feature: On Deck: Angelo gets drafting guide book and a steroid scandal rocks NASCAR Monday, Nov. 12, 2007 Among this week's predictions: Jerry Angelo receives "Drafting for Dummies," the Blackhawks ease their fan requirements and a steroid scandal rocks NASCAR. Radio Brief: Bears lose during bye week Wednesday, Nov. 7, 2007 Still reeling from their Week 8 loss against Detroit, the Bears dropped an intrasquad game against the practice D. Radio Brief: Piniella ruins new Wrigley Field sod Tuesday, Nov. 6, 2007 Cubs manager Lou Piniella set back the Wrigley Field re-surfacing project during a recent trip to the stadium. Radio Feature: On Deck, Orton named Bears starter, local fans discover 'hockey' Monday, Nov. 5, 2007 Among the predictions for this week: The Bears unveil their second-half offense, Tom Brady helps out a former coach and Rick Morrissey officially becomes obsessed. Radio Brief: Cubs install new carpet from Empire Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2007 The Cubs have opted to re-sod Wrigley Field with plush green berber carpet from the national marketer with a catchy phone number. Radio Brief: Kobe Bryant spotted purchasing Bulls merchandise Tuesday, Oct. 30, 2007 All-Star Laker claims he only wanted Bulls uniform for costume party. Radio Feature: On Deck, predictions for the upcoming week in sports Monday, Oct. 29, 2007 Among the predictions for the week in sports: Bob Costas has a startling realization, a Blackhawks rookie comes of age and Mayor Daley plans for the 2016 Olympics. Radio Brief: Cubs offer prospective buyers special financing Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 Unable to sell the club after a lackluster postseason, the Tribune is offering great incentives to potential buyers. New Radio Feature: On Deck, a look at the week ahead in Chicago sports Monday, Oct. 22, 2007 Among the predictions for the week in Chicago sports: A-Ram is no longer bothered by NLDS failures, Paxson gets six more team-oriented guys and the Cubs are bought by some wacky local celebrities. Radio Brief: ESPN trades Dusty Baker to Reds Friday, Oct. 19, 2007 Former ESPN analyst Dusty Baker was traded to the Cincinnati Reds over the weekend for PTBNL. The Heckler's Original Song: There'll Always Be Next Year Friday, May 19, 2006 Another year, another painful October collapse on the North Side. But as we all know--there's always next year. So sit back, turn up the volume and let The Heckler's official Cubs song remind you that hope springs eternal. Well, at least beer does, anyway. Radio Brief: Milwaukee inserts Bernie Brewer into rotation Wednesday, September 26, 2007 The struggling Brewers have decided to start their mascot in place of Chris Capuano against the San Diego Padres. Radio Brief: Cubs sets Braves fan attendance record Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2007 The Cubs set a new attendance record for Braves fans over the weekend, as scores of fans cheered for Atlanta to beat the Brewers. Radio Brief: NFL officials institute 'Devin Hester Rule,' allow 4 more defenders on returns Wednesday, Sept. 19, 2007 In an effort to neutralize the Bears' Devin Hester, opponents will be allowed to field four additional players on kickoffs and punts. Radio Brief: Soriano unaware of dropped third strike rule Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2007 Cubs leadoff man Alfonso Soriano does not know about Major League Baseball's dropped third strike rule. Radio Brief: Bears unveil new offensive strategy in opening day loss Tuesday, September 11, 2007 Chicago Bears fans got a first glimpse at the team's controversial new offensive strategy for the season: The Giveaway Plan. Radio Brief: University of Michigan plans even easier schedule Wednesday, Sept. 5, 2007 Following a disastrous loss to a Division I-AA opponent last week, Michigan will only face Division II and Division III teams from now on. Radio Brief: Local fan prepares for possible Cubs playoff run Tuesday, September 4, 2007 Cubs fan Bob Wilson has emptied both his kids' college funds just in case he has to purchase scalped playoff tickets. Radio Brief: Bears tight end signs on for Lollapalooza '08 Wednesday, August 29, 2007 Bears rookie Greg Olsen has been practicing hard all pre-season long--at rapping. Radio Brief: Briggs crashes car in effort to get kicked off team Tuesday, Aug. 28, 2007 Bears linebacker Lance Briggs crashed his sports car late Sunday night in hopes the Bears would remove his franchise tag. Radio Brief: Despite win over Colts, Bears don't get half of Super Bowl trophy Thursday, August 23, 2007 Chicago Bears GM Jerry Angelo was upset to learn his team won't share the Super Bowl trophy after their preseason win against the Colts. Radio Brief: Jacque Jones decides to earn 2007 paycheck Wednesday, August 22, 2007 Cubs outfielder Jacque Jones recently had a change of heart and chose to earn his $4 million per year after all. Radio Brief: Grossman unhappy with poor performance against Colts Tuesday, August 21, 2007 Bears QB Rex Grossman thinks he can play much worse than he did in Monday night's exhibition game in Indianapolis. Radio Brief: Smith moves Hester to offense to help his fantasy team Wednesday, August 15, 2007 Bears head coach Lovie Smith revealed the reason he moved Hester to offense this season: his own fantasy team. Radio Brief: Fan leaves Wrigley Field sober Monday, August 13, 2007 Lakeview resident Michael Duggins was not drunk after a recent game at Wrigley Field, a feat never before accomplished by a Cubs fan of legal drinking age. Radio Brief: Cardinals and Astros still in NL Central Wednesday, August 8, 2007 Cubs fan Josh Phillips was surprised to learn the St. Louis Cardinals and Houston Astros are still in the Central Division. Radio Brief: Contreras to spend break trying to find fastball Tuesday, July 10, 2007 Veteran White Sox starter Jose Contreras will search his basement for his missing fastball over the All-Star break. Radio brief: Bears equipment manager holds out Tuesday, July 3, 2007 Unhappy with his contract, the Chicago Bears equipment manager has opted to hold out for more money. Radio Brief: Piniella inspires team with anti-Milwaukee bulletin board material Thursday, June 28, 2007 Cubs skipper Lou Piniella has posted some unusual bulletin board material for the upcoming Brewers series. Radio Brief: Tank Johnson finds second career on TV Wednesday, June 27, 2007 Released by the Bears, defensive lineman Tank Johnson has signed a multi-year deal with the hit show COPS. Radio brief: Bulls demand Cavs play 'Elderly LeBron' next year Wednesday, June 20, 2007 The Chicago Bulls have petitioned the NBA to force the Cavs to play Elderly LeBron next year instead of the actual version. Radio Brief: Buehrle moved to fifth spot in Sox batting order Tuesday, June 19, 2007 White Sox pitcher Mark Buehrle's .000 batting average has earned him the fifth spot in the team's weak lineup. Radio Brief: Teams capitalize on Barrett's horrible base-running Thursday, June 14, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update National League teams have started intentionally walking Cubs catcher Michael Barrett so they can get him out on the bases. Radio Brief: Cubs youngsters demand to be traded Wednesday, June 13, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Ryan Theriot, Mike Fontenot and Felix Pie would like to be traded before the Cubs ruin their budding careers. Radio Brief: Barrett takes boxing lessons after fracas Wednesday, June 06, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs catcher Michael Barrett has decided to take boxing lessons after getting beat up by fellow Cub Carlos Zambrano. Radio Brief: Cubs fans hold "fans-only" meeting Tuesday, June 05, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update After team meetings have failed to turn the Cubs around, local die-hards tried a fans-only version. Radio brief: Bulls management tries to cheat the draft Tuesday, May 22, 2007 A man fitting GM John Paxson's description is suspected of trying to fix the lottery to ensure the Knicks get the first pick.  TV Update: Hitting the streets with Chug-Chug the Comeback ClownMonday, May 21, 2007 The Heckler's mascot gets fan reaction to the Cubs-Sox series This week's Sports Update hits the streets with The Heckler's mascot Chug-Chug the Comeback Clown. Radio Brief: Soriano prescribed No Doz for basepaths Tuesday, May 8, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs head trainer Mark O'Neal is taking an unusual approach to Alfonso Soriano's pickoff problems. Radio brief: Cliff Levingston ready to battle Detroit Thursday, May 3, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Former Chicago Bulls forward Cliff Levingston showed up to the Berto Center in full uniform this week. Radio Brief: Eyre helps out opposing hitters Tuesday, May 01, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs reliever Scott Eyre was recently spotted serving Pittsburgh Pirate hitters meatballs and cookies. Radio Brief: Bandwagon Bulls fans upset to learn Michael and Scottie are gone Wednesday, May 02, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Jordan-era fans are not happy about the current makeup of the Chicago Bulls. The Heckler's now available on iTunes Thursday, April 5, 2007 Tired of using The Heckler just to kill time at work? Now you can kill time with The Heckler at the gym, on the train and wherever else you use an iPod. That's right: The Heckler's on iTunes. Radio Brief: Zambrano named fourth starter too Tuesday, April 3, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs ace and number one starter Carlos Zambrano will also pitch in the fourth spot of the rotation, according to team officials. Radio Brief: Ted Lilly undergoes facial reconstruction surgery Tuesday, August 7, 2007 Unaccustomed to showing emotion, Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly injured his face while smiling earlier this week. Radio Brief: Zambrano to Sox deal fails to materialize Thursday, August 2, 2007 Zambrano to Sox deal fails to materialize The trade deadline has passed, and Kenny Williams' bid to make Carlos Zambrano the White Sox DH did not happen. Radio Brief: Bonds breaks all-time injections record Wednesday, August 1, 2007 Giants slugger Barry Bonds has broken the all-time steroid injection record previously held by Jose Canseco. Radio Brief: White Sox owner cuts workforce Tuesday, July 31, 2007 Poor attendance has left the Sox nearly broke, forcing owner Jerry Reinsdorf to institute mass layoffs. Radio Brief: Anxious league commissioners hold "sweat-off" Wednesday, July 25, 2007 Bud Selig, Roger Goodell and David Stern recently held a sweat-off to see who was most nervous about his sport's future. Radio Brief: Mariotti learns he can't fire Ozzie Guillen Monday, July 23, 2007 Chicago Sun-Times columnist Jay Mariotti was surprised to learn he doesn't have the authority to fire White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. Radio Brief: Cubs create Jacque Jones highlight reel to entice trades Thursday, July 19, 2007 The Cubs have combined Jacque Jones' hardest swings, best slides and various other accomplishments into one DVD in hopes of trading him. Radio Brief: Wood to stay in Rookie League for rest of career Wednesday, July 18, 2007 Cubs GM Jim Hendry has decided to keep Kerry Wood in Mesa indefinitely, as Wood is clearly best suited as a rookie. Radio Brief: Brewers manager pees his pants after seeing standings Milwaukee Brewers skipper Ned Yost accidentally wet himself after learning the Cubs were suddenly right on the Brewers' heels in the NL Central. Radio Brief: Cubs fan demands Scott Eyre be traded Wednesday, May 30, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Local Cubs fan Andrew Moore has threatened to disown his family if Jim Hendry doesn't trade away the struggling lefty. Radio Brief: Selig hopes Sosa's 600 will overshadow Bonds Thursday, May 24, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update MLB Commissioner Bud Selig can't wait to celebrate former Cub Sammy Sosa's 600th home run. Radio Brief: Guillen breaks Chicago sports obscenity record Wednesday, May 23, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio News Update White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was unhappy to learn he has broken former Cubs manager Lee Elia's all-time Chicago expletive mark. Radio Brief: Cubs enter Mike Remlinger sweepstakes Thursday, May 17, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update With his team's bullpen struggling, Cubs GM Jim Hendry has set his sights on 41-year-old former Cub lefty Mike Remlinger. Radio Brief: Baker caught teaching Cubs baserunning Wednesday, May 16, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Former Cubs manager Dusty Baker was recently caught teaching current Cubs players bad baserunning habits. Radio Brief: Eyre in danger of breaching contract Tuesday, May 15, 2007 Struggling Cubs reliever Scott Eyre must keep his ERA under 10 or forfeit his entire 2007 salary. Radio Brief: MLB unveils Run Sharing program to help White Sox Wednesday, May 9, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update MLB unveils Run Sharing program to help White Sox Major League Baseball officials have instituted a system designed to help the White Sox anemic offense. Radio Brief: Cubs fans bet on when Piniella will snap Thursday, April 26, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Local fans have created a pool to predict which Chicago sportswriter Cubs manager Lou Piniella will punch first. Radio Brief: Cubs being paid to throw games Wednesday, April 25, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio News Update Dallas Mavericks owner and prospective Cubs suitor Mark Cuban has been paying members of the Chicago Cubs to lose on purpose. Radio Brief: Cubs deny severity of Soriano's leg injury Thursday, April 19, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update According to Chicago Cubs officials, stud outfielder Alfonso Soriano will not have to be "put down" due to his leg injury. Radio Brief: Cubs honor Jackie Robinson with privileged white kid Tuesday, April 17, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Former Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn was selected to throw out the first pitch on Jackie Robinson Day, showing the Cubs truly understand Robinson's legacy. Radio Brief: Prior slips Wade Miller pregame laxatives Wednesday, April 11, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Minor league Cubs pitcher Mark Prior tried to tamper with Miller's pregame routine in an effort to break back into the big leagues. Radio Brief: Under Armour sales skyrocket Tuesday, April 10, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update The new Under Armour ads on Wrigley's outfield wall have spurred sales and created a surge of goodwill for the apparel company. Radio Brief: White Sox broadcaster puts damper on season Friday, March 30, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update A local sports fan lost his excitement for the baseball season when he remembered he's about to be subject to a full season of Ken "Hawk" Harrelson. Radio Brief: Wood retires retroactive to 1998 Thursday, March 29, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Oft-injured Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood retired retroactively to the day after he struck out 20 Houston Astros in a single game. Radio Brief: Oden spotted getting senior citizen discount at grocery store Tuesday, March 27, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Ohio State Buckeye Greg Oden had some explaining to do after he was seen getting a senior citizen discount this week. Radio Brief: Wood decides not to pitch back-to-back games Tuesday, March 27, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs pitcher Kerry Wood will start the regular season on the DL, but he could be more durable if he felt like it. Radio Brief: Briggs sacrifices playing time for good of teammates Wednesday, March 21, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Bears linebacker Lance Briggs has decided to sit out the 2007 season to give teammates a chance to get more playing time. Radio Brief: Ramirez tells Zambrano to stop hustling Tuesday, March 20, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez is tired of Carlos Zambrano making him look bad by actually legging out his hits. Radio Brief: Basketball fans thrilled by Niagara victory Thursday, March 15, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update The annual NCAA tournament play-in game once again excited the entire nation, despite the fact that nobody has ever heard of the winning team. Radio Brief: Guillen surprises reporters with new slur Thursday, March 15, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update The White Sox skipper sank to a new low this week when he combined all his insensitivites into one offensive new slur. Radio Brief: Prior happy to focus on USC game Wednesday, March 14, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Thanks to his recent demotion, Cubs pitcher Mark Prior can enjoy watching his alma mater in the NCAA tournament Friday night without worrying about a Saturday start.  The Heckler TV Spring Training UpdateEpisode 3, Wednesday, March 14, 2007 Exclusive video from The Heckler studios This week's Heckler Sports Update gives you the latest in Chicago sports and checks in with South Side correspondent Joey Malonecki and North Side reporter Chet Landor at Spring Training. Radio Brief: Prior has outside chance to make Triple-A squad Tuesday, March 13, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Once considered a contender for the Cubs' fifth starter spot, a struggling Mark Prior might not even make the Triple-A roster.  Radio Brief: Piniella turns to videos to help train CubsFriday, March 9, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Unhappy with his team's sloppy play in early Spring Training games, new skipper Lou Piniella is using Tom Emanski's famous baseball videos to educate his players. Radio Brief: Zambrano adds to his 2007 predictions Thursday, March 8, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update Less than a week after announcing his plans to win the Cy Young, Carlos Zambrano made a litany of other predictions for the season. Radio Brief: Guillen starts a public feud with himself Wednesday, March 7, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen blasted himself in the media this week for comments he made in the media last week. Radio Brief: Mark Cuban decides to purchase the Cubs Friday, March 2, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update The eccentric Dallas Mavericks owner shocked Chicago this week when he announced plans to buy the Cubs from the Tribune Company. Radio Brief: Sox fan hopes to make it to Opening Day Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update White Sox fan Bob Bertoni wants to be at the Cell on April 2 for the Sox home opener, but he has to get out of jail first. Radio Brief: Blackhawks rumors dispelled Friday, Feb. 23, 2007 The Heckler's Unbelievable Radio Update |