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Cowboys fans put preseason blinders on, predict Super Bowl title
Friday, July 25, 2008
Rose-colored glasses sales are brisk
With training camp now open, Cowboys fans have positive attitudes about upcoming season.
Cowboys fans under spell of Romo Mania
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Rick Atkinson
Romo mania grips Dallas Cowboy fans.
On Deck Radio Report: Josh Hamilton will inspire local kids to find glory by first using drugs and other predictions
Monday, Jul. 21, 2008
This week's predictions: youngster's will hear Texas outfielder's inspiring story of drug abuse, a Cubs fan will see specific parts of herself on TV, and Bud Selig will make promises he might not keep.
Arm of Hamilton's batting practice pitcher found in Bronx dumpster
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
71-year-old Clay Counsil returned to nursing home following Home Run Derby
Perhaps more remarkable than the 500 foot homers off the bat of Josh Hamilton during the Home Run Derby Monday night, was the fact that he was hitting these bombs off of 71-year-old Clay Counsil.
Tony Romo to announce retirement; clears way for Favre-Johnson-Staubach quarterback battle
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo may announce retirement so he can spend more time with girlfriend Jessica Simpson.
No pitching, timely hitting by Rangers keeps White Sox at bay
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Rangers win 12-11, head into break 4 games above .500
The White Sox finished with 22 hits, but the Texas Rangers had 17 timely hits to beat the White Sox 12-11 on Sunday at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. The Rangers head into the All-Star break four games above .500. It's the first time in franchise history the Rangers have headed into the break better than 10 games below even.
Texas headliners: It's not the Rangers
Saturday, July 12, 2008
The Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson.
Radio Brief: Selig changes course, encourages steroid use for Home Run Derby
Tuesday, Jul. 08, 2008
MLB commissioner decides he liked the contest better when the participants were juiced.
Radio Brief: Selig hopes replay replaces steroids in legacy
Tuesday, Jun. 03, 2008
Selig wants to be known as "Replay-Era" Commissioner.
Rangers' announcer copyrights catch phrase
May 28, 2008
Levin copyrights 'No disrespect intended'
Texas Rangers announcer Josh Lewin announced Wednesday he had copyrighted the phrase "No disrespect intended."
Radio Brief: 'Old Man Franco' hangs up his cleats
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
The former Ranger will spend more time on his hobbies.
Radio Brief: Pacman tests positive for Power Pellets
Wednesday, Apr. 30, 2008
He might have a new team, but the cornerback is still getting in trouble.
Heckler Comic: The Rangers' are headed to rock bottom
Monday, April 28, 2008
Things aren't going well for Ron Washington and crew
The A.L.-worst Rangers are sinking fast.
Heckler Comic: If Pacman is the answer, what was the question?
Thursday, April 17, 2008
As the Cowboys try to work out a deal for the CB, one big question looms
As the Cowboys try to work out a deal for the CB, one big question looms
Heckler Comic: Dallas owners get reality show
Friday, April 11, 2008
Which one is the biggest loser?
Cuban, Jones and Hicks are set to compete in a Dallas-based sports reality show.
Rangers Nation focuses on NFL draft
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Tickets still available for Tuesday's home opener
The Texas Rangers completed the season's first road trip 3-3 and return home to open the season at Rangers Ballpark on Tuesday against the Baltimore Orioles.
American League's plan to eliminate Rangers from playoff contention working
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Lack of off days early fuels conspiracy theory
The Rangers will play for 20 consecutive days, and 36 of the first 37 by May 4, fueling speculation the American League is conspiring to do everything it can to eliminate the team from playoff contention early.
Heckler Comic: Here comes the Trojan Hawg
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Jerry Jones plan to make Arkansas Dallas' team takes another turn ...
The Michael Irvin Show to interview Pacman Jones
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
'It ought to be a trainwreck'
Adam "Pacman" Jones is coming to Dallas Tuesday--to do the Michael Irvin Show on ESPN Radio 103.3 FM.
Jerry Jones finding ways to capitalize off potential Pacman signing
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Marketing opportunities abound should troubled CB join Cowboys
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones may be the best marketer in the National Football League. Sources have found that the reason Jerry Jones is anxious to sign Adam "Pacman" Jones isn't because he's a shutdown cornerback. It's because Jones has tied millions of dollars of marketing campaigns to the NFL bad boy.
Wisconsin gets second bad blow as USBC leaves Milwaukee
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Region already reeling a week after Favre retires
The United States Bowling Congress board of directors has announced it will relocate its headquarters from Milwaukee to Arlington, Texas, where it will reside with the Bowling Proprietors' Association of America.
Dallas eyeing Pacman Jones
Monday, March 10, 2008
New millennium Cowboys give chase to the 1970s Oakland Raiders outlaw image
While Al Davis' Oakland Raiders won two Super Bowls with gamblers, drinkers and NFL outcasts, the current Dallas Cowboys are contemplating bringing in Adam "Pacman" Jones to their current cast of characters.
Heckler Comic: Roger's gonna ride this out
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
It's his story and he's sticking to it
The legendary pitcher is riding the truth like a rodeo.
Stars too much for Blackhawks
Game Recap from Feb. 28, 2008
Call-ups look uncomfortable on the ice in 7-4 loss
The Dallas Stars may be the most dangerous team in the Western conference, especially with their recent acquisition of forward Brad Richards from Tampa Bay, who tallied five assists in his new team's 7-4 defeat of the Blackhawks Wednesday night. The Blackhawks, on the other hand, looked more like the Stars' weak little brother all night.
MLB announces Ponce de Leon memorial tour
Thursday, Feb. 28, 2008
MLB Commissioner Bud Selig announced today the league is hosting a month-long celebration in April of the life of Spanish explorer Ponce de Leon, who traveled to Florida in 1513 searching for the fountain of youth.
Rangers interview segment scrapped for report from NFL combine
Tuesday, Feb. 26, 2008
Speculation over Cowboys first-round picks leads to shortened Kinsler segment
Radio station KESN 103.3 FM cut short an interview Wednesday with Rangers second baseman Ian Kinsler last week in order to broadcast a live report from the NFL Combine at Indianapolis.
Heckler Comic: Change is in the air for Presidential race and Mavs
Friday, Feb. 22, 2008
Change is in the air for Presidential race and Mavs
Devean George moves from goat to hero quickly with Mavs' fans
Friday, Feb. 22, 2008
All it took was Van Horn to unretire, $4 million and a gallon of Icy Hot
Devean George moved from goat to hero pretty quickly in the eyes of Mavericks' fans. And he owes it all to a gallon of Icy Hot.
MLB.com shop retracts Rangers merchandise
Friday, Feb. 22, 2008
Royals, Devil Rays, Nationals also taken off the shelves
In an effort to avoid clutter and unnecessary material on its site, MLB.com's clothing shop has completely removed all merchandise for the Rangers, Royals, Devil Rays and Nationals.
Murton trade falls through as Cubs fail to take advantage of Rangers young GM
Tuesday, Feb. 19, 2008
Hendry blames Nolan Ryan's presence for Daniels' insistence on pitching
It appears Rangers GM Jon Daniels may be able to say no to bad trades after all. He apparently turned down the Cubs' offer of Matt Murton for Marlon Byrd, who hit .307 with 10 HRs and 70 RBIs in 109 games for the Rangers last season.
Heckler Comic: Deal or No Deal for Mavs
Sunday, Feb. 17, 2008
Pending Kidd trade starting to look like a gameshow
Pending Kidd trade starting to look like a gameshow
Kevin 'Shrek' Mench reunites with Rangers
Friday, Feb. 15, 2008
Young: 'Losing 100 games will be a little more fun now that we have Menchy back'
The Rangers announced earlier this week the team has signed former Ranger Kevin Mench to a minor league contract. He will compete with Nelson Cruz, Jason Botts and David Murphy for a backup outfielder spot.
Kidd to the Mavs: Trade that was now isn't
Thursday, Feb. 14, 2008
Dunking Deutschman's native ways might offend Kidd
New Jersey is not an NBA destination station, at least in the eyes of the Mavericks' Devin Harris and Devean George, as a trade sending them and a few other Mavs to the Nets for Jason Kidd appears to be a dead deal.
Dale Junior fans get updated tattoos to reflect new number
Monday, Feb. 11, 2008
Also sign up for National Guard in line at tattoo parlor
Dale Earnhardt Jr. fans didn't have much time to celebrate their man's win in the Budweiser Shootout at Daytona Motor Speedway on Saturday. They were rushing to Terminator Ink Tattoo Parlor in Daytona to get their "8" tattoos updated to feature Dale Junior's new number 88.
Heckler Comic: Nolan Ryan to defer to Daniels?
Monday, Feb. 11, 2008
Now that the Texas legend is onboard, he will serve as the Rangers' GM's resource
Daniels was 13 when Ryan threw his seventh no-hitter.
Rangers give up on another young pitcher to acquire another 1-tool player
Wednesday, Feb. 6, 2008
Daniels mispronounces Galarraga's name when explaining the trade
The Rangers again traded a young pitcher and got what seems to be very little in return when Armando Galarraga--considered a top 10 prospect in the farm system as recently as last year--was dealt to the Tigers Tuesday for minor league journeyman Michael Hernandez.
Jerry Jones launches NFC East championship rings with QVC
Beating Giants twice in regular season also commemorated
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones teamed with QVC Monday to commission NFC East Division Championship rings.
'Hey Knight, what's up?' Coach leaves Lubbock after six-plus tumultuous years
Tuesday, Feb 5, 2008
Whipping boy son takes over for NIT-bound Texas Tech
In the midst of a mediocre seventh year at Texas Tech, legendary coach Bob Knight has resigned as Head Coach. Whipping boy son Pat takes over the NIT-bound Red Raiders.
Heckler Comic: Geppetto Jerry's got his coaching staff on a string
Monday, Feb. 4, 2008
Even Pinocchio admires his genuis
The Cowboys owner seems to have a certain control over all his coaching staff.
Rangers GM Daniels revealed to be long lost child of Skins owner Dan Snyder
Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008
Paternity test to be announced on 'Maury' this week
Rangers GM Jon Daniels recently discovered he is actually the offspring of Redskins Owner Daniel Snyder. The two are prepared to reconnect on an upcoming episode of the "Maury" show, complete with a paternity test and screaming Redskins fans.
Blast from the Past: Mavs aim to re-acquire Kidd
Sunday, Feb. 3, 2008
Dallas sets sights on other two 'Triple J' members Jackson and Mashburn
In an attempt to bring back the days of the "Triple J's," the Mavs have traded a pair of potential All-Stars for Jason Kidd and also inked the other two "J's"--Jim Jackson and Jamal Mashburn--to 10-day contracts.
Emmitt Smith charged with murdering English language
Sunday, Feb. 03, 2008
ESPN analyst and future Hall of Famer arrested outside Super Bowl studio
U.S. Marshals arrested former Cowboys running back Emmitt Smith outside ESPN's "NFL Live" Super Bowl set this weekend where he was working as a football analyst. According to officials, he will be charged with a first-degree count of murdering the English language.
Next Jerry Jones plastic surgery to be featured on 'Dr. 90210'
Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008
Cowboys owner Jerry Jones--in a move that's sure to downplay any news regarding his team's front office moves--has announced his next facelift will be broadcast on an upcoming episode of the E! Network's "Dr. 90210."
Dance puppet, dance: Jerry Jones adds another minstrel with Campo signing
Wednesday, Jan. 30, 2008
Former head coach returns to lead Cowboys secondary
With the addition of former head coach Dave Campo as his new secondary coach, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has officially assembled a crack coaching staff ready and waiting to do his bidding.
Hicks approaches Ryan to join Rangers as team president and fifth starter
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
GM Daniels not sure he's heard of Hall of Fame pitcher
Rangers owner Tom Hicks recently asked local icon Nolan Ryan to be the team's new president this week and word is that the agreement will also see him inserted as the fifth man in the rotation.
Heckler Comic: Bear market in sports for Baylor and South Oak Cliff HS
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
The Bear market is going up--for Baylor--and down--for South Oak Cliff HS.
Johnson-Dirk feud escalates as Avery takes shot
Monday, Jan. 28, 2008
Nowitzki feels slighted when Mavs coach claims to be without a superstar
When the L.A. Lakers dropped by the American Airlines Center for a visit and a 112-105 loss Friday, Mavericks players watched Kobe Bryant force his will on the game.
Stars unsuccessful in effort to trade Marty Turco
Monday, Jan. 28, 2008
'Nobody wanted him' says assistant GM Hull
The rumor that the Dallas Stars are trading goalie Marty Turco for Tampa Bay's Martin St. Louis is just that--a rumor.
Fans shocked as retired Rangers beat current Rangers in fan fest softball game
Saturday, Jan. 26, 2008
Rusty Greer goes 2-for-4, announcer Nadel throws four strong innings of relief
Rangers fans lumbered out of the annual fan fest in a state of shock after watching a team of former Rangers beat a team of current Rangers 2-1 in a charity softball game.
Selig reveals photos of cave he was living in during steroid era
Thursday, Jan. 24, 2008
Commissioner chose 15 years of solitude over information sharing
MLB commissioner Bud Selig confirmed Tuesday what had been widely speculated for months: For the 15 years during the "Steroid Era," Selig was living in a cave.
Heckler Comic: Jerry Jones to address the Rooney Rule next year
Tuesday, Jan. 22, 2008
'Garrett has great teeth' says Cowboys owner
Flash foward to next year when the Cowboys owner introduces his new head coach.
Shocking developments keep Jason Garrett in Cowboys fold
Friday, Jan. 18, 2008
Cowboys assistant is actually Jones' red-headed stepchild
Jerry Jones stunned the gathered media at Thursday's Jason Garrett press conference to announce that he couldn't let Garrett go--because he is Jones' illegitimate love child.
Heckler comic: Tony and Wade, happily heading into the offseason
Thursday, Jan. 17, 2008
Cowboys duo singing a new tune
The Cowboys coach and QB are so happy to be heading into the offseason they're singing a beautiful duet.
Radio Brief: No football puts major strain on Dallas economy
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Dallas city officials are scrambling after banking on NFC Championship game income.
Native ways working for Dirk
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Mavs 6-0 since Nowitzki went 'Euro'
Ever since the NBA's reigning MVP, Dirk Nowitzki, decided to go native, the Mavericks have been on a winning streak, going 6-0 in January.
Tony Sparano joins Tuna and will swim with the Fish
Wednesday, Jan. 16, 2008
Former Cowboys assistant heading to Dolphins
Former Dallas Cowboys assistant head coach Tony Sparano is the new head coach of the Miami Dolphins. Sparano said his first order of business is to enforce a return to the power running game that includes pushing Dolphins draft choices to live up to their potential.
Going, going, gone: Romo loses playoff game, Jessica Simpson
Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008
Friendly bet with Manning results in breakup for Cowboys QB
The Cowboys were stunned, losing to the New York Giants 21-17 Sunday, but Dallas QB Tony Romo not only lost the game, he lost blond superstar girlfriend Jessica Simpson.
Owens' tears leads to fan's jeers
Sunday, Jan. 13, 2008
Surreal press conference feels like one of those Coors commercials
Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens overcame a high ankle sprain to catch four passes for 49 yards and a touchdown in the Cowboys 21-17 loss to the Giants Sunday, but the man who overcame great physical pain was in tears during the post-game press conference.
Jerry Jones emerges from Wade Phillips costume to reveal he's the real Cowboys coach
Friday, Jan. 11, 2008
Speculation that Phillips was just a puppet is confirmed during press conference
The media gathered for Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips ran in a state of panic when Phillips stepped back from the podium, began clawing at his face, and Cowboys owner Jerry Jones emerged from beneath the body suit.
SMU: looking for Mr. Goodcoach
Tuesday, Jan. 8, 2008
Athletics director just wants program to be respectable (wink wink)
SMU Athletics Director Steve Orsini announced Tuesday the hiring of June Jones as head football coach. SMU alumni got their checkbooks out to help pay for the former Hawaii coach's five-year, $10 million deal.
How 'bout that Cowboy?
Monday, Jan. 7, 2008
Romo and Simpson take well-publicized Mexican weekend vacation
Cowboys QB Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson took a quick getaway to Mexico with members of Simpson's family and a few of Romo's teammates this weekend. According to reports, the pair couldn't keep their hands off each other.
On Deck Radio Report: Hall again snubs mediocre former Cubs and other predictions
Monday, Jan. 07, 2008
This week's predictions: It's not Glenallen Hill's HGH use that keeps him out of the Hall of Fame, Jerry Angelo puts faith in old unreliables, and star quarterbacks argue over who will do more off-field scoring.
At odds with his coach, Nowitzki returns to European roots
Monday, Jan. 7, 2008
Mavs star gives up showering and shaving, speaks only German
While Mavs head coach Avery Johnson sits on the bench reading Phil Jackson's book "More than a Game" during games, it has become apparent that he and league MVP Dirk Nowitzki are at odds. During the Mavericks' 104-78 win over the lowly Minnesota Timberwolves Sunday and their close win against the Heat (94-89), Johnson communicated to his team solely through Josh Howard.
Stars announce game time change
Monday, Jan. 7, 2008
NBC pulls plug on Ducks contest later this month
Due to TV scheduling, the Stars announced their game time on Jan. 20 against the Anaheim Ducks has been changed to 2:30 p.m. instead of 12:30 p.m.
Heckler Comic: McFadden's in the clear because he's not from SMU
Friday, Jan. 4, 2008
The prized Arkansas RB supposedly did nothing wrong
A look at the investigation behind Darren McFadden's free SUV.
'Get ya popcorn ready' for TO's return Jan. 13
Thursday, Jan. 3, 2008
Cowboys' leading receiver looks on course for return to action
Terrell Owens didn't practice Wednesday, but he did give up the boot. The Cowboys' leading receiver has been wearing a boot since suffering a high ankle sprain against the Carolina Panthers Dec. 22.
Cowboys celebrate the 40th anniversary of the Ice Bowl with a ready-to-go-on-vacation effort that led to a 27-6 loss to Redskins
Game recap from Sunday, Dec. 30, 2007
Phillips predicts Dallas will beat their first-round opponent in the playoffs
Forty years ago this New Year's Eve day, Green Bay defeated Dallas, 21-17 at Lambeau Field, in the coldest NFL game on record. The Cowboys came to Green Bay as upstarts, seeking their first NFL title and had the momentum of a 52-14 win over Cleveland in the Eastern Conference Championship Game the week before. Dallas also had gained experience from their narrow 34-27 loss to Green Bay in the 1966 NFL Championship.
New Ranger Josh Hamilton happy to be free from Dusty's elderly movement
Saturday, Dec. 29, 2007
Outfielder got grossed out by smell of Ben Gay and Efferdent
New Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton said he's glad to be out of Cincinnati, where he began fearing new manager Dusty Baker would stack the lineup with veterans on the downswing of their career as he's done with previous teams.
Heckler Comic: 'Jessica Jinx' is spreading
Friday, December 28, 2007
Simpson's curse is wearing off on people other than Tony Romo
Simpson's curse is wearing off on people other than Tony Romo
Alamo Bowl Preview: A reminder of how far Penn State and Texas A&M have fallen
Wednesday, Dec. 26, 2007
The Penn State-Texas A&M Alamo Bowl Dec. 29 will most likely be seen very differently by the teams' alumni and students. Students of these schools will look at their respective seasons as par for the course. Meanwhile, many alumni will be sitting in the stands in San Antonio asking themselves "Didn't we used to play our meaningless bowl games on New Years Day?"
North Texas religious groups rally for Romo, Simpson
Monday, December 17, 2007
Christian groups throughout north Texas are engaged in recruiting members to pray for Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson, so that the annual Cowboys collapse in December can be avoided.
Wade Phillips: 'We needed to lose a game'
Monday, Dec. 17, 2007
Romo needed to cool off in front of new girlfriend Jessica Simpson
Cowboys coach Wade Phillips was trying to put a good spin on the Cowboys' 10-6 loss to the Eagles Sunday, saying the loss helped bring his budding superstar QB back down to earth.
Heckler comic: Will SMU ever come back from the dead?
Thursday, Dec. 13, 2007
It's been 20 years since SMU received the death penalty. They should come back from the dead any day now.
With playoffs clinched, Cowboys enter 'who cares' stretch of 2007 season
Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007
Even Tank Johnson to see a lot of playing time as Dallas plays out the regular season
Cowboys fans can expect head coach Wade Phillips to start anyone over the last three games who hasn't been getting a lot of playing time, including defensive tackle Tank Johnson.
Locals react to Rangers signing of Milton Bradley
Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007
Those close to team try to find silver lining
When the Rangers signed journeyman outfielder and frequent clubhouse cancer Milton Bradley, everyone from fans to players to the front office are trying their hardest to find a silver lining.
Rangers finally sign a free agent, even if it is a colossal mistake
Tuesday, Dec. 11, 2007
Bradley refuses sanity test
The Rangers historically haven't been very active on the free agent market, so last week's signing of troubled outfielder Milton Bradley was a bit of an eye-opener and even more of a colossal mistake.
Radio Brief: T.O. apologizes for lack of controversy this season
Monday, Dec. 3, 2007
Terrell Owens apologized to reporters for his lack of newsworthy antics this season.
Mizzou falls from grace, lands at 10 a.m. bowl game in North Texas
Monday, Dec. 3, 2007
Boosters not sure they want to travel to North Texas
Missouri found out being in a BCS conference is tough. After losing to Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship game, the 11-2 Tigers found themselves ordered to Dallas to play in the AT&T Cotton Bowl 10:40 a.m. on New Year's Day against Arkansas.
Cowboys top Packers, but even great performances can't save terrible broadcast
Friday, Nov. 30, 2007
Cable companies glad they didn't televise 'train wreck' with Gumble, Collinsworth, Prime Time and Mariucci
Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens thanked God during an interview on NFL Network following the his team’s 37-27 win over the Packers Thursday night in one of the most exciting games of the year. Even T.O.'s 156-yard, one TD performance wasn't enough to overcome possibly the worst telecast in NFL history since NBC's silent broadcast between the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins Dec. 20, 1980.
John Madden spotted at Green Bay-Dallas game
Friday, Nov. 30, 2007
Famed NBC color commentator John Madden was prevented from entering Texas Stadium prior to Thursday's Green Bay Packers-Dallas Cowboys game due to the game's previous broadcast commitment with the NFL Network.
Heckler comic: Jerry Jones has a question for Cowboys fans
Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007
The price tag might be hefty for Cowboys tickets at the new stadium, but Jerry Jones has just one question for fans.
Romo takes heat for Clarkson's bad Thanksgiving performance
Friday, Nov. 23, 2007
Cowboys QB rattled 'American Idol' star by hitting on her prior to taking stage
Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo wasn't finished throwing passes Thursday just because it was halftime of the Cowboys' Thanksgiving Day 34-3 thrashing over the New York Jets. He just switched receivers.
Rangers McCarthy wins inaugural Oil Can Boyd Award
Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007
Two other Rangers in top 3 voting
Major League Baseball announced today that Rangers pitcher Brandon McCarthy is the winner of the league's inaugural Oil Can Boyd Award, awarded to the worst regularly appearing pitcher in the American League. Named for former journeyman pitcher Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd, MLB felt it was necessary to reward horrendous pitching the way the Cy Young awards superior pitching.
Cowboys announce new season ticket prices; Only Jerry Jones, oil company execs can afford tickets
Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007
Dallas Cowboys season ticket holders will have to take advantage of Texas' new rules regarding second mortgages if they want to keep their seat in the Cowboys new stadium in Arlington when it opens in 2009. Prices were announced today and not surpisingly they're not cheap.
Modano stripped of U.S. citizenship
Tuesday, Nov. 20, 2007
INS determines star too good for U.S., sends him to Canada
There's no question Stars center Mike Modano has been an elite player during his 18-year NHL career and according to the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service, he's been just a little too good.
Hicks eyes Bonds to add to Rangers' spotted past
Friday, Nov. 16, 2007
Slugger will fit right in with franchise that's had Sosa, Palmeiro, Canseco and Caminiti
Rangers owner Tom Hicks announced plans today to sign troubled free agent Barry Bonds who would feel at home in the organization given its spotted lineage of sluggers that includes Rafael Palmeiro, Sammy Sosa and Jose Canseco.
New Cowboys stadium to be named after Jerry Jones
Monday, Nov. 12, 2007
Owner forgoes $100 million-plus deal to honor 'Greatest Texas businessman in history'
Rather than net more than $100 million by adding the name of a Texas-based company like Dell, Capital One or Exxon-Mobil, to his team's new stadium, Cowboys owner Jones decided to name the stadium after the man he calls the "Greatest Texas businessman in history"--himself.
Modano tops U.S. points list, remains 451st all-time
Thursday, Nov. 8, 2007
When Mike Modano scored a pair of goals Wednesday night in the Stars 3-1 win over the Sharks he became the NHL's American-born career points leader. Despite this milestone, Modano remains 451st on the NHL's all-time points list.
Hicks vows to help Angels pay A-Rod
Friday Nov. 9, 2007
Rangers fans celebrating the $21 million their team saved when Alex Rodriguez opted out of his contract with the Yankees might want to keep the cork on the champagne. Earlier today, Rangers owner Tom Hicks displayed his curious business savvy by announcing he'd help the Angels pay A-Rod's salary should they sign the superstar.
NFL Weakness Ratings for Week 10: Bears move up by not playing
Wednesday, Nov. 7, 2007
Every team in the league is now at the midway point and there is a huge separation between the great (Pats, Colts, Steelers, Cowboys) and the mediocre (underachievers and generally average).
Madden drinking game suspended during first half because of overuse of clichés
Tuesday, Nov. 5, 2007
Yesterday's Sunday Night Football drinking game was temporarily suspended during the Dallas Cowboys-Philadelphia Eagles game because of color commentator John Madden's frequent proclamations of love for Cowboys QB Tony Romo.
Cuban holds giant press conference announcing he's stepping out of the limelight
Friday, Nov. 2, 2007
Mavs owner also to make talk show tour
Mark Cuban held a massive press conference yesterday to announce that he's stepping out of the limelight this season, instead allowing his Dallas Mavericks let their play do the talking.
Tank Johnson promises not to shoot things, drive drunk while on Cowboys
Thursday, Nov. 1, 2007
As Tank Johnson attempts to jumpstart his career with the Cowboys, he's made a commitment to himself, his teammates and Jerry Jones that he will stay out of trouble.
Cowboys get commissioner's OK to sign two troublemakers
Monday, July 21, 2008
During an impromptu press conference, Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips said the Cowboys have been given the go ahead by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to sign two offensive football players facing, or who have faced, felony charges in order to even out their roster.
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