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 Heckler Comic - A Cowboys CarolThursday, July 22, 2010 Rick Atkinson Jerry Jones gets a visit from his late friend George Steinbrenner. Read More David Stern emerges from month-long vacation to speak out against LeBron debacle Tuesday, July 13, 2010 NBA commish looking tan and well-rested after choatic month in league NBA Commissioner David Stern returned yesterday from his month-long vacation to speak out against the LeBron James "Decision" debacle and fine Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert $100,000 for the emotionally charged, comic sans letter to fans he posted just hours after James spurned his team for Miami. Read More  July '10 issue is out: Big Z returns, Cubs get Hall of Fame, Hawks make another big tradeMonday, July 12, 2010 Another month of unbelievable sports news With so much going on in Chicago's topsy-turvy sports world, The Heckler's July issue is here to help you make sense of it all. Read More  Heckler Comic: June Jones' next SMU surprise?Monday, July 12, 2010 Rick Atkinson Expect surprises to continue as Jones' heads into Year 3 at SMU. Read More  Heckler Comic: Craig's ListWednesday, June 23, 2010 Rick Atkinson Former SMU great Craig James has some definite ideas about NCAA conference realignment. Read More  Heckler Comic: Baylor Lives!Thursday, June 17, 2010 Was it a miracle that saved The Big 12(10) and, by association, Baylor's athletic fortunes? Read More Heckler Comic: Jerry's Other Draft Tuesday, June 15, 2010 Rick Atkinson Jerry Jones "other draft" takes plenty of his time. Read More  Heckler Comic: Baylor's PlightSunday, June 13, 2010 Rick Atkinson Baylor got into the Big 12 in '96 with a little help from friends. Can it happen again? Read More  Heckler Comic: Texas Rangers gone bankruptMonday, May 31, 2010 Texas Rangers seek bankruptcy protection Read More  Heckler Comic: Simon Cowell gets a new gig in DallasMonday, May 31, 2010 Dallas has won zero titles since 1995 Read More  Heckler Comic: BP finds answer to containing Gulf of Mexico oil spillFriday, May 21, 2010 Just get the Mavericks owner to talk about LeBron James Read More  Heckler Comic: Phoenix Suns, NBA begin second protestFriday, May 14, 2010 After the immigration protest, Phoenix expands its social consicence Read More  May '10 issue is out: Ricketts has first true 'Cubs fan' experience; Cubs use Groupon to unload Zambrano contract; and moreMonday, May 10, 2010 Crosstown Cup finally gives Cubs an opportunity to win a trophy; Kasper loses his cool on-air The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets and like every issue, this one's packed with unbelievable sports news. Read More  Heckler Comic: Dez Bryant keeps Jerry Jones youngMonday, May 10, 2010 Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  Cowboys owner to debut 'Cowboys Karaoke' at Cowboys StadiumMonday, May 10, 2010 Jerry Jones tells karaoke competitors to 'Cowboy up.' Cowboys Stadium will host karaoke competitions in Metroplex Read More  First-ever 'Taser a Phillies Fan Night' a raging successTuesday, May 4, 2010 Event to be held more often, expanded to include Eagles fans Security at Citizens Bank Field took an important step in combating the d-baggy nature of Phillies fans Monday by hosting the first-ever "Taser a Phillies Fan Night," which was a massive success. Read More  Heckler Comic: What really happened between Jerry Jones and former Dallas Mayor Laura MillerWednesday, April 28, 2010 How stadium negotiations went to move Cowboys back to Dallas What really happened between Jerry Jones and Laura Miller Read More  Heckler Comic: 2006 playoff ghost looms large for MavericksFriday, April 23, 2010 Will Dallas prevail in the West? Read More  Selig going medieval; Major League Baseball takes control of Rangers saleFriday, April 23, 2010 Stakes of Rangers sale to Greenberg group raised Sale of Texas Rangers ballclub hits impasse Read More  April '10 issue is out: Unknown relievers get nametags, Soto donates weight to Cubs Care and much moreMonday, April 12, 2010 Check out pics from Next Year Day The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets just in time for the Cubs home opener. Read More  Heckler cartoon: RIP, Texas StadiumSunday, April 11, 2010 Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson about the implosion of Texas Stadium Read More  Heckler Comic: Longhorns celebrate Easter with a scrimmageSunday, April 11, 2010 Why let the resurrection get in the way of spring football? Easter cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More Heckler Comic: Nolan Ryan sees 92 wins for Ron Washington; no pressure though Wednesday, March 17, 2010 Rangers skipper doesn't need high expectations Read More Rangers skipper tests positive for cocaine use Wednesday, March 17, 2010 GM says Washington will continue as manager Texas Rangers manager Ron Washington tested positive for cocaine in 2009, but the skipper took the unusual step of getting out in front of the problem and notifying Major League Baseball officials that the test results could come back positive. Washington’s admission seriously undermines the MLB Player’s Association tactic of not admitting drug use for three to five years after being caught. However, the rest of the story sounds eerily similar to what Mark McGwire and Alex Rodriguez... Read More  Local man braces for several weeks of obnoxious college basketball water cooler talkTuesday, March 16, 2010 Moronic coworkers pushing accountant to the brink It's the same thing every March and Steven Simpson has finally had enough. Read More  Heckler Comic: Dallas in WonderlandWednesday, March 10, 2010 Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  NBA investigates Mavs winning streak that wasn't supposed to happenWednesday, March 10, 2010 Stern-Cuban feud returns to public eye NBA commissioner David Stern launched an investigation into how the las Mavericks have won 12 straight games after pulling off a blockbuster trade with the Wizards that got them Caron Butler, Brendan Haywood, DeShawn Stevenson and cash for Josh Howard, Drew Gooden, James Singleton and Quinton Ross. Read More  True Olympic spirit captured as bunch of millionaires from one country beat bunch of millionaires from anotherSunday, Feb. 21, 2010 Games no longer about showcasing amateur talent As the clock wound down on Sunday night's historic USA-Canada men's hockey game, the true spirit of the modern-day Olympics was finally realized as a team of American millionaires defeated a team of Canadian millionaires 5-3 in Vancouver. Read More  Feb. 10 Issue is out: First '10 Cubby Occurrence as Marlon Byrd eaten by huge Mesa Gila monsterFriday, Feb. 12, 2010 Among the headlines: Ricketts to compete for Gold in men's Winter Olympic figure skating; Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans; and much, much more The Heckler's February issue has hit the streets to help ease your winter blues. We think it's our best ever, but we also thought signing Milton Bradley was a good move by Jim Hendry. Sometimes we're wrong. Read More  Heckler Comic: Brees will keep Indy guessingSaturday, Feb. 6, 2010 Manning won't know what to make of it Super Bowl XLIV prediction Read More Overzealous NFL legally prevents man from telling friends he's going to watch [REDACTED] Sunday night Friday, Feb. 5, 2010 Hands him huge cease-and-desist letter The NFL is notorious for vigorously protecting each of its many trademarks, none more so than the [REDACTED]. The league goes out of its way to prevent any unsanctioned or unpaid use of the term, but critics feel this year it has gone too far when the league prevented a Chicago man from using the name of the game while discussing his Sunday evening plans with his friends. Read More  Outrage grows over future 4th-round draft pick starring in Super Bowl adMonday, Feb. 1, 2010 'Why does Tebow get an ad and I don't?' asks Clausen Controversy over former Florida Gators QB Tim Tebow's appearance in a high-profile Super Bowl TV ad continues to grow, as Sunday's big game approaches. Critics feel that Tebow -- a projected fourth-round pick in this April's NFL Draft -- is unworthy of the fame brought about by starring in an ad running during the most-watched TV event of the year. Read More Breakthrough study may keep elderly Dallas sports fans alive longer Friday, January 29, 2010 Doctors from the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center have completed a breakthrough study Read More  Heckler Comic: Jerry and the SaintsThursday, January 28, 2010 It should have been the Cowboys Heckler comic by Rick Atkinson Read More  Heckler Comic: A pirate looks at X-raysSunday, January 24, 2010 Rick Atkinson Mike Leach may be a head case compared to Adam James. Read More  Vikings gloat, punish Cowboys for three decades of failureSunday, January 17, 2010 Minnesota wins NFC Divisional playoff game Vikings 34, Cowboys 3 Read More  Will Wade Phillips turn Jerry Jones down?Sunday, January 10, 2010 Jerry Jones losing contract leverage with one of Cowboys winningest head coaches Jerry Jones losing leverage with one of Cowboys winningest head coaches Read More  Cowboys, kicker avoid bad-play vibes given off by Roy WilliamsMonday, December 28, 2009 Cowboys owner considers selling sleeveless Roy Williams jersey Read More  Heckler comic: Jerry's next really big showWednesday, December 23, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Heckler comic by Rick Atkinson Read More  Dec. 09 issue is out: NFL Today adds 10th host; Bears demoted to CFL; Hawks sign entire team for lifeTuesday, Dec. 22, 2009 Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else Great news: The Heckler's December issue has hit the streets. In addition to our award-winning unbelievable Chicago sports coverage, this month The Heckler names its first-ever Sportsman of the Year. Here's a hint: His nickname should be "Pick Six." Read More Cowboys pull off Christmas miracle, beat undefeated Saints Sunday, Dec. 20, 2009 Receiver Williams mum in Cowboys win Cowboys beat Saints by touchdown Read More  Heckler cartoon: Horns go over to the dark sideWednesday, December 16, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  Roy Williams fined for impersonating top-shelf receiverWednesday, Dec. 16, 2009 NFL may also recommend re-education classes for celebratorious displays Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams was fined Wednesday an undisclosed amount by the NFL after he made comments calling out the Saints on Tuesday. Read More  Cowboys still zero for December after loss to Chargers; drop into second placeMonday, December 14, 2009 Owner Jerry Jones drops concert bombshell The Cowboys lost their second straight game in December on Sunday, after losing 20-17 to the San Diego Chargers at Cowboys Stadium. After the Eagles beat the New York Giants 45-38 on Sunday night, the Cowboys dropped into second place in the NFC East. Read More  Heckler Comic: Gut-check time for Wade and the CowboysFriday, Dec. 11, 2009 Wade needs to get the 3-6 December monkey off his back It's gut-check time for Wade and the Cowboys Read More  Nov. 09 issue is out: Cubs sign Kenny Powers; Bears lineman struggle, and much moreMonday, Nov. 16, 2009 Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else Great news: The Heckler's November issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news. Read More  After Sunday, T.O. sets his standards higher than Roy WilliamsSunday, November 01, 2009 Buffalo Bills receiver says he'll now do better this season than Miles Austin Read More  Heckler Comic: Texas Tech coach starring in 'Fat Little Girls Can't Coach'Friday, Oct. 30, 2009 By Rick Atkinson A week after Texas Tech coach Mike Leach's outburst about his players having '"fat little girlfriends," he's decided to make himself into a movie star. Read More  Texas governor renames capitol city for Dallas Cowboys wide receiverFriday, October 30, 2009 City of Austin renamed for football player In a stunning move Friday, Texas Governor Rick Perry changed the name of the state’s capitol city to Austin in order to honor Miles Austin, the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver who has put up monster numbers in the past two Cowboys wins over Kansas City and Atlanta. Read More ESPN demotes Steve Phillips to minors Thursday, Oct. 22, 2009 'Steve has completely lost his eye for talent' Phillips, who previously was general manager for the Mets, admitted having an affair with 22-year-old Brooke Hundley, a woman described by the New York Post as "the tubby temptress." Read More  Oct 09 issue is out: New Soldier Field Carpet; Gregg's tasty new gig; Impact of Urlacher's injury on the population; and much moreFriday, Oct. 16, 2009 Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else Great news: The Heckler's October issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news. Read More  Wade's last stand?Thursday, October 08, 2009 The Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Is this the last stand for the Cowboys coach? Read More Selig removes playoff berth for AL Central champ Wednesday, Sept. 30, 2009 'None of these teams deserve it' As the mediocre Twins and Tigers duke it out for a divisional championship and the White Sox a distant memory, MLB commissioner Bud Selig announced at a recent press conference that none of the three contenders in the AL Central will make it into the playoffs. Read More  Sept 09 issue is out: Hendry's job hunt, Big Z's really big gig, Favre's un-retirement and much moreFriday, Sept. 11, 2009 Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else Great news: The Heckler's September issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news. Read More  Heckler Comic: Cowboys switch jerseys just for the hell of itFriday, Aug. 28, 2009 After 12 seasons without a playoff win and repeated December flops, a new attitude permeated Cowboys training camp this year, demonstrated by Roy Williams, Austin Miles and Patrick Crayton switching jerseys. Read More  Heckler Cartoon: No more Camp CupcakeThursday, August 13, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  Aug 09 issue: Soto stuck in MRI machine; Fan with iPhone misses game; Cutler shows up in beer helmet; and much moreTuesday, Aug. 11, 2009 Cubs, Sox and Bears news you won't find anywhere else Great news: The Heckler's August issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news. Read More  Cowboys owner compares voice of head coach to that of Michael JacksonThursday, August 06, 2009 Head coach's voice too shrill for owner Read More  Heckler Comic: Obama thinks former Dallas mayor 'acted stupidly'Monday, Aug. 3, 2009 Should have supported Cowboys' new stadium The President is on a roll. Read More  Heckler Cartoon: The bloom is off the rose, goodbye JessicaFriday, July 24, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  Rangers pitcher tests positive for swine fluFriday, July 24, 2009 Another roadblock thrown in way of team in pursuit of AL West title Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Paul McCartney to appear at Cowboys StadiumWednesday, July 22, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Read More (Romo)ance ends in Dallas, football fans rejoice as season about to start Wednesday, July 15, 2009 QB Romo breaks up with Jessica Simpson, eyes 13+ win season instead The romance between Dallas signal caller Tony Romo and sometime actress and country music star Jessica Simpson may be over, but the romance between Dallas Cowboys fans and their team is set to begin at the end of July. Training camp opens at 2:15 p.m. July 29 at the Alamodome in San Antonio. Fans are eager for a good season, and history would say they are right. Dallas was 13-3 the season after Romo broke up with Carrie Underwood. The 2009 season should be one full of drama since the storyli... Read More  July 09 issue is out: Busch Stadium gets indoor plumbing; Ozzie adopts Wrigley rat; and much moreThursday, July 09, 2009 Plenty of Cardinals, All-Star Game and Cubs news this month Great news: The Heckler's July issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news. Read More  June 09 issue is out: Bradley's mouth zippered shut; Ozzie holds insult seminar to prep for Wrigley; and much moreThursday, June 11, 2009 Also follow The Heckler on Twitter and Facebook Great news: The Heckler's June issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news. Also this month, The Heckler is co-sponsoring a pair of great events this month: unbeatable rooftop deals for Cubs-Twins and Cubs-Indians and National 40 oz. Week at The Fifty/50. Spread the word! Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Jerry's Kingdom ComeMonday, June 01, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Heckler cartoon by Rick Atkinson Read More  May 09 issue is out: Lou gets moving walkway to speed up mound trips; Contreras recalls days with Ty Cobb; ESPN: Cornhole launchesFriday, May 8, 2009 Also introducing The Heckler Fan Pass Great news: The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news. Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Saluting the Sages of DFW Sports Talk Radio: Greg 'The Hammer' WilliamsSunday, April 19, 2009 Fifth in a series by Rick Atkinson Read More  Hicks to Rangers: We can't afford any more cyclesThursday, April 16, 2009 Bad economy catching up to Rangers and their owner On Wednesday night, Ian Kinsler was 6-for-6 and hit for the cycle as the Rangers ended a five game losing streak with a 19-6 win over the Baltimore Orioles at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington. Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Saluting the Sages of DFW Sports Talk Radio: Norm HitzgesThursday, April 16, 2009 Does anybody know more about DFW sports than Norm? Read More Heckler Cartoon: Opening Day on Tom Hicks' finances Tuesday, April 14, 2009 By Rick Atkinson Opening day cartoon. Read More  April 09 issue is out: Cubs to wear Snuggies; Santo gets mohawk; Reed is scrappyFriday, April 10, 2009 Be sure to sign up for The Heckler's Miller Park trip May 9 Great news: The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news. Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Jerry Jones finds sponsor for new stadiumThursday, April 9, 2009 By Rick Atkinson The Cowboys' new stadium finally has a sponsor Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Saluting the Sages of DFW SportstalkWednesday, April 08, 2009 Third in a series by Rick Atkinson Read More  George W. Bush provides Rangers with reliefWednesday, April 01, 2009 Former president fills in for disgraced pitchman, will throw out first pitch in Texas' season opener While news that Vince Shlomi (the ShamWow guy) was arrested in Miami for punching a prostitute in the face barely made a ripple in the U.S. media pool, at Texas Rangers camp in Surprise, Ariz., the news might have well been a Tsunami. We had Shlomi booked to throw out the first pitch at our home opener in April,” a team spokesperson, who didn’t want to have his identity revealed, said. “Now we’ll have to go with former President George W. Bush.” President Bush at one time was a managing gene... Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Saluting the sages of DFW Sports Talk radio: Dale HansenTuesday, March 31, 2009 Second in a series by Rick Atkinson Tribute to the Sages of DFW Sports Talk radio Read More  Heckler Comic: Saluting the sages of D-FW sports talk radioSaturday, March 28, 2009 Randy Galloway: Jerry Jones' not-so-secret admirer Heckler cartoonist Rick Atkinson salutes 103.3 FM's Randy Galloway. Read More National magazine gives Cowboys 'Doodie Award'; says Josh Hamilton is A-OK Tuesday, March 24, 2009 "Highlights for Children" magazine doesn't trust Cowboys owner to employ players kids can look up to Read More  Heckler Comic: Former Cowboys QB says Tony Romo doesn't have what it takes to leadTuesday, March 17, 2009 Troy Aikman questions Tony Romo's leadership abilities says Rick Atkinson Read More  Heckler Comic: Texas Rangers unveil new marketing campaignSunday, March 15, 2009 Hollywood star Joaquin Phoenix now Rangers first base coach, says Rick Atkinson Desperate Rangers hire Hollywood star Joaquin Phoenix to be new first base coach. Read More  Rangers get rid of ugly helmets; can't get rid of ugly relief pitchingThursday, March 12, 2009 Helmets easier to throw away than pitchers The Texas Rangers can't get rid of bad pitching as fast as they can bad fashion choices The Texas Rangers hired fashion consultant Tim Gunn, host of "Tim Gunn's Guide to Style," to help control the fallout caused by their new, ugly batting helmets. Gunn simply took the lid off the trash can and filled it with those helmets, then suggested the team return to the blue helmets from last season. “Those red and blue helmets, what can I say,” Gunn said, “looked like someone, perhaps a Chicago Whit... Read More  How far can Texas go in the NCAA's?Wednesday, March 11, 2009 Rick Atkinson asks the question about UT basketball Read More  New Jerry World stadium to offer longer, thicker Pink ThingsWednesday, March 11, 2009 Perhaps new Thing will have a bulbous head to resemble the Cowboys owner Pink Things, the frozen treat only available at Six Flags over Texas is now poised to make its debut at Jerry Jones’ new Cowboys Stadium in Arlington when it opens later this year. Jones said his Pink Thing will be longer (9 inches) and wider (2 inches) than the ones available at Six Flags. “It will also come with a wide base you can hold in your hand,” Jones said. “Then to eat it, you roll down the paper shaft and lick to your heart’s content.” By Todd Hutchinson Read More  Heckler Cartoon: Booted from Jerry's KingdomMonday, March 09, 2009 Rick Atkinson's view on Terrell Owens' departure from 'Big D' Read More  Anger mananagement helps Jason Kidd save MavericksThursday, March 05, 2009 Point guard leads charge to stop owner from "blowing up" team Read More  Valley Ranch bloodletting: Cowboys cut ties with Terrell Owens, Roy WilliamsThursday, March 5, 2009 Terrell Owens was joined in the unemployment line on Thursday by defensive back Roy Williams. Read More  Heckler Comic: SMU has a C-USA crownThursday, March 5, 2009 One SMU coach has a leg up on her colleagues Heckler cartoonist Rick Atkinson explores the issue. Read More  Jon Kitna traded to Cowboys completing deal from one bad team to anotherSaturday, Feb. 28, 2009 Kitna's career highlight: An 0-16 finish in Detroit last year Jon Kitna is now a Dallas Cowboy. The Cowboys confirmed Saturday they traded for the former Lions QB, who is slated to become Tony Romo's backup. Read More |
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