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Fans outraged by smart business move as Blackhawks ditch Niemi for Turco
Monday, Aug. 2, 2010
Ability to comprehend saving more than $1 million and signing all-star goalie lost on fans
The Blackhawks again made off-season headlines by cutting another hero from their Stanley Cup-winning team Monday by parting ways with goalie Antti Niemi in favor of former Dallas Star Marty Turco. Fans were outraged by the move, which saved the Hawks roughly $1 million in cap space and brought them an established premier netminder.
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Missed The Heckler Half Hour Comedy Spectacular a couple weeks ago? Check it out here
Friday, July 30, 2010
Guaranteed to be the best half hour of the next 60 minutes of your life
In case you missed The Heckler's cable access show a couple weeks back because you had something better to do at 10 on a Sunday night, here it is for you to watch at your leisure.
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Huet loses Stanley Cup
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Backup goalie's Ill-fated day with Cup ends badly
While NHL officials have not given up hope of finding it, the location of hockey's storied Stanley Cup is presently unknown, having gone missing while in the possession of Blackhawks backup goalie Cristobal Huet.
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Quenneville's mustache traded to Vancouver
Monday, July 26, 2010
Canucks coach already seen sporting it around town
The latest move made by Hawks GM Stan Bowman has coach Joel Quenneville's mustache headed to the Canucks.
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July '10 issue is out: Big Z returns, Cubs get Hall of Fame, Hawks make another big trade
Monday, July 12, 2010
Another month of unbelievable sports news
With so much going on in Chicago's topsy-turvy sports world, The Heckler's July issue is here to help you make sense of it all.
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Blackhawks put heart and soul on open market
Friday, July 2, 2010
Suitors line up after fire sale
Just two weeks after winning the Stanley Cup, the Blackhawks have traded several key players to help ease the salary cap crunch they are facing heading into next season. The fire sale reached a new low when the team's heart and soul was put on the trading block.
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Kane virginity promise in doubt after startling picture surfaces
Thursday, June 24, 2010
'To think a young, rich, famous, championship-winning pro athlete might be having non-marital sex with women he barely knows is just shocking'
A photo of Patrick Kane and a woman in bed circulating the internet and published on Deadspin yesterday directly contradicts the virginity promise the young Blackhawks' star made in church when he was just 13.
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Guy who couldn't pronounce Byfuglien six months ago 'totally pissed' about trade
Thursday, June 24, 2010
'This is a total blow'
When the Blackhawks traded Dustin Byfuglien, Brent Sopel and Ben Eager to the Thrashers Wednesday, many viewed it as a necessary, yet painful move driven by salary cap pressures for the reigning champs. Newbie fan Mike Johnston, however, was outraged.
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Blackhawks to send ugliest player to Gay Pride Parade
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Attendees long for Sharp, Toews or Kane
The Blackhawks Wednesday announced Brent Sopel would bring the Stanley Cup to the weekend's Gay Pride Parade in Chicago's Boystown neighborhood. Attendees were happy the NHL champions were acknowledging the city's gay population but disappointed they were sending its ugliest player to do so.
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Radio Brief: Bandwagon jumpers promise to remain Hawks fans, unless Bulls sign LeBron
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2010
People throughout the Chicagoland area say they'll stick with their new love, unless LeBron comes to the Bulls and makes basketball interesting again.
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Blackhawks take break from touring libraries and soup kitchens to bring Stanley Cup to Wrigley
Monday, June 14, 2010
Partying fans finally get chance to see players and their Cup
The Blackhawks postponed their Stanley Cup weekend tour of community organizations to stop at Wrigley Field for Sunday night's Cubs-Sox game. Fans were thrilled to finally have a chance to finally party with the players and their trophy.
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Radio Brief: No longer distracted by Blackhawks, Cubs fan realizes team sucks
Monday, Jun. 14, 2010
With the Stanley Cup playoffs over, a North Side fan pays attention to baseball for the first time only to discover the season is basically over.
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June '10 Issue is out: Hawks are champs; Crosstown winner to be awarded 5th in AL West
Friday, June 11, 2010
All the unbelievable Chicago sports news you can handle
With so much going on in Chicago's topsy-turvy sports world, The Heckler's June issue is here to help you make sense of it all.

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Wrigley marquee again used to congratulate champions other than Cubs
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Someday?
The Cubs typically use the electronic message board on their famed stadium marquee to broadcast messaging from corporate sponsors. Occasionally they congratulate another team for winning a championship. Someday maybe that team will be them.
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Thousands gather in Wrigleyville to celebrate Cubs' 9-4 win over Milwaukee Wednesday night
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Fans chant 'Philly sucks!' while proclaiming Chicago champs
The intersection of Clark and Addison was filled with fans celebrating the Cubs huge 9-4 win in Milwaukee Wednesday night, which moved the North Siders to just five games under .500 and 6.5 games behind the first-place Cincinnati Reds in the NL Central.
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Blackhawks fan who just bought 'Chelsea Dagger' regrettably learns rest of song sucks
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Fan learns the hard way that only the chorus is catchy
After watching his team win their first Stanley Cup in nearly 50 years, Blackhawks fan Bill Umberg was so inspired by Chicago's rock anthem he decided to shell out 99 cents and purchase it on iTunes. It was a move he soon regretted.

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Hawks win first of 6 Stanley Cups over the next 8 years says fan who grew up watching Jordan's Bulls
Thursday, June 11, 2010
'Can't be that hard' says fan who grew up watching Jordan and the Bulls
The Blackhawks won their first Stanley Cup in nearly half a century with a thrilling OT win over the Flyers Wednesday night. Some die-hard fans are already calling it the first of multiple championships to come and comparing them to the Bulls of the '90s.

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Blackhawks bring Stanley Cup to billionaire liquor baron team owner
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Toews, Kane, Niemi, Byfuglien and company won the most prestigious trophy in professional sports last night, and owner William Rockwell "Rocky" Wirtz couldn't be happier.
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Blackhawks to let each season ticket holder from prior to 2008 spend time with Stanley Cup
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wirtz emails heartfelt thank-you to long-time fans
In an unprecedented move, the Blackhawks announced they'd let season ticket holders whose accounts predate the team's renaissance each spend several hours with the Stanley Cup, which the team won Wednesday night in Philadelphia.
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Cubs ask if they can borrow Stanley Cup to use for Crosstown Cup as well
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Kenney: 'It would be nice to win the Stanley Cup'
Following the Blackhawks' Stanley Cup championship win Wednesday night, the Cubs have asked the Hawks if they can borrow the Stanley Cup for use in lieu of the maligned and pointless BP Crosstown Cup when they battle the White Sox at Wrigley this weekend.
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Area farmer changes prized jackass's name to Chris Pronger
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Name to remain changed forever
Farmer Bill Mackey has decided to name his prized jackass after Chris Pronger, the Flyers defenseman who had one of the worst games of his career during the Blackhawks big 7-4 win over Philadelphia Sunday night.

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NHL bills Pronger for stolen pucks
Friday, June 4, 2010
Flyers defenseman forwards bill to Byfuglien
Earlier this week, Flyers defenseman Chris Pronger made headlines by stealing the game puck after Blackhawks wins in games one and two of the Stanley Cup Finals. Hawks fans, players and hockey insiders were angered by the move, which Pronger has used to deflect attention from his team's early struggles in the championship round.
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Mutton-chopped Toews lands Civil War movie role
Friday, June 4, 2010
Also in talks to star as a young teenage version of Wolverine
After honing his acting chops in several local commercials with teammate Patrick Kane, Blackhawks center Jonathan Toews has landed a role in a Civil War film, largely thanks to his mutton chops playoff beard.
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Blackhawks: 'We didn't want a sweep anyway'
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Finals now forced to come back to Chicago for at least Game 5
Blackhawks fans were dejected as the puck dribbled through Antti Niemi's legs in overtime Wednesday night, giving the Philadelphia Flyers their first win of the Stanley Cup playoffs. Chicago coach Joel Quenneville and his team were secretly elated.
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Niemi stops BP oil spill on off day
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Obama praises goalie and his defensemen
After a slew of failed BP attempts to stem the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico, the flow was finally cut off when President Obama called in Blackhawks star goalie Antti Niemi for the government-led "Blocker Save" measure on the team's day off from the Stanley Cup Finals.

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Most Blackhawks still three weeks away from growing decent playoff beards
Friday, May 28, 2010
Only Byfuglien and Madden have respectible facial hair
The Stanley Cup playoffs have entered their final round, which usually means full playoff beards for participating players. Unfortunately, most of the young Blackhawks still have a ways to go on their facial hair.
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Blackhawks fans set to destroy Flyers for first of 10 straight Stanley Cup wins
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
'Maybe the Hawks will win 12 straight championships'
Blackhawks fans are riled up and confident their team will eliminate the Flyers in the first of 10 straight Stanley Cup victories for Chicago.

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Least Likely Fathead of the Month: Toothless Duncan Keith's postgame interview
Monday, May 24, 2010
A moment in sports you probably won't be able to hang on your wall
Fathead -- the manufacturer of life-size wall art specializing in sports and entertainment -- offers many new products daily. As a regular feature, The Heckler will highlight moments in sports that aren't likely to be immortalized by Fathead anytime soon.
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Quenneville's mustache grows playoff beard
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Coach's mustache already had the personality. Now it's got the beard.
While Jonathan Toews' Wolverine-style sideburns grabbed the attention last season and Patrick Kane's mullet has turned plenty of heads this year, coach Joel Quenneville's usually meticulously trimmed mustache is sporting some new tresses.
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Wrigley rooftops to show remaining Hawks playoff games on giant flatscreens
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
View of Cubs games to be blocked, but no one on rooftops seems to mind
As the Cubs were flailing away to yet another loss Tuesday night, the Blackhawks had captured the city's attention on their way to a 5-1 drubbing of the Canucks that solidified a berth to the Western Conference Finals.
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Least Likely Fathead of the Month: Sami Salo groin injury
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
A moment in sports you probably won't be able to hang on your wall
Fathead -- the manufacturer of life-size wall art specializing in sports and entertainment -- offers many new products daily. As a regular feature, The Heckler will highlight moments in sports that aren't likely to be immortalized by Fathead anytime soon.
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May '10 issue is out: Ricketts has first true 'Cubs fan' experience; Cubs use Groupon to unload Zambrano contract; and more
Monday, May 10, 2010
Crosstown Cup finally gives Cubs an opportunity to win a trophy; Kasper loses his cool on-air
The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets and like every issue, this one's packed with unbelievable sports news.
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Byfuglien deported from Canada after Hawks rout Canucks in Game 3
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Chicago forced to replace forward for Game 4 after huge game
It was the Blackhawks who were reeling rather than the Canucks after Chicago's rousing 5-2 Game 3 win at Vancouver Wednesday night, when Canadian immigration officials deported the evening's star Dustin Byfuglien as a perceived national security threat who was likely to steal highly valued Canadian jobs.
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Hawks trainer reveals list of obscure items found in Quenneville's mustache
Monday, May 3, 2010
McDonough plans marketing push around mustache's contents
The Blackhawks head trainer has revealed the list of items found in Joel Quenneville's mustache. Fans have been clamoring for months for the list to be made public, but the organization has been hesitant since they consider his lip sweater to be sacred.
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Check out The Heckler on Chicago Public Radio's vocalo.org Wednesday at noon
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Even people who aren't 'experts' can participate
Live chat about Chicago sports to be archived forever and forever after it ends at 1.

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Niemi named Time Man of the Year
Monday, April 19, 2010
'Chicago-style' voting cited for goalie's award
A day after his huge playoff shutout against Nashville, Blackhawks rookie goalie Antti Niemi has joined Barack Obama, Pope John Paul II, Winston Churchill and countless other dignitaries as Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
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Soriano, Soto try to call in sick for Saturday's game vs. Astros
Saturday, April 17, 2010
After partying in a suite with teammates during the Blackhawks loss to Nashville Friday night, both Alfonso Soriano and and Geovany Soto tried to call in sick for Saturday's 12:05 game at Wrigley against the Astros.
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Hawks switch to bubble hockey goalie for playoffs
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
'Just keep him moving back and forth,' Quenneville tells controller
Unsure of the Antti Niemi and Cristobal Huet duo at goaltender, the Blackhawks may have struck gold in their search for stability at the position heading into the postseason. A press conference has been scheduled to announce the signing of a crafty old veteran -- the Super Chexx Team U.S.A. bubble hockey goaltender.
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April '10 issue is out: Unknown relievers get nametags, Soto donates weight to Cubs Care and much more
Monday, April 12, 2010
Check out pics from Next Year Day
The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets just in time for the Cubs home opener.
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102nd Annual Next Year Day: Party with The Heckler, Rick Telander and many more at Harry Caray's Sat, April 10
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
This one promises to be the best one yet
Join The Heckler and Rick Telander this Saturday, April 10, at Harry Caray's Tavern Wrigleyville for the 102nd Annual Next Year Day to celebrate the joy, frustration and eternal optimism that is ... Next Year! This one promises to be the best ever (yes, even better than 1946, 1970, 1985, 1990, 1999, 2004 and 2008 combined).
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Radio Brief: Hawks slumping purposely in attempt to avoid Red Wings in playoffs
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2010
The Blackhawks are hoping to avoid facing Detroit in the first round of the NHL playoffs, even if it means losing now to do so.
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Comcast SportsNet launches new show: Chicago Sports Team PR Hour
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Network will will finally give local clubs a voice on the network they partially own
Comcast SportsNet will debut its newest show, Chicago Sports Team PR Hour, next week. According to program director Ed Malone, the new offering will serve as an alternate viewpoint on the state of sports in the city.
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Blackhawks fans agree with Ovechkin that suspension wasn't proper length
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
'Two, maybe three years' says one fan
Caps star winger Alexander Ovechkin was suspended two games for his illegal hit on Brian Campbell Sunday. Ovechkin released a statement today saying he was disappointed by the suspension. Hawks fans agreed, but for completely different reasons.
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True Olympic spirit captured as bunch of millionaires from one country beat bunch of millionaires from another
Sunday, Feb. 21, 2010
Games no longer about showcasing amateur talent
As the clock wound down on Sunday night's historic USA-Canada men's hockey game, the true spirit of the modern-day Olympics was finally realized as a team of American millionaires defeated a team of Canadian millionaires 5-3 in Vancouver.
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Newbie Hawks fan can't wait to cheer for Toews on U.S. Olympic team
Tuesday, Feb. 16, 2010
Would hate to see Toews and Kane compete against each other
Wrigleyville resident John Wellmeyer has only been a Hawks fan for three months, but he's already extremely excited about watching Jonathan Toews, Duncan Keith and Brent Seabrook compete alongside Patrick Kane and Marian Hossa on the U.S. Hockey Team.
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Feb. 10 Issue is out: First '10 Cubby Occurrence as Marlon Byrd eaten by huge Mesa Gila monster
Friday, Feb. 12, 2010
Among the headlines: Ricketts to compete for Gold in men's Winter Olympic figure skating; Steroid use up 50% among idiot Cardinals fans; and much, much more
The Heckler's February issue has hit the streets to help ease your winter blues. We think it's our best ever, but we also thought signing Milton Bradley was a good move by Jim Hendry. Sometimes we're wrong.
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'Shirtless John Madden scandal' not nearly as disgusting as America feared
Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010
'Good god, we've all dodged a bullet'
When news out of Canada broke that John Madden was involved in a shirtless photo scandal, many around the country braced for nausea. They were relieved to learn the John Madden in question was the Chicago Blackhawks forward rather than the morbidly obese retired football announcer and coach.
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Remorseful Kane apologizes for shirtless limo photo scandal
Wednesday, Jan. 27, 2010
'Next time the girls will be way hotter' says young star
Photos of Blackhawks forwards Patrick Kane, John Madden and Kris Versteeg in various states of undress with three young women in the back of a limo were posted Tuesday by a Canadian blog. They have spread rapidly on the Internet, and Wednesday Kane issued a heartfelt apology.
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Jan. 10 Issue is out: Cubs Convention time!
Friday, Jan. 15, 2010
Among the headlines: Cubs add ice rink to Hilton; Kitty O'Sheas unveils $24 'Convention fries'; and much more
Great news: The Heckler's January issue has hit the streets just in time for the Cubs Convention. Once again, The Heckler will have a booth at the Hilton (No. 58 in the NW Hall.) We'll also be Tweeting like crazy, because that's what everyone else is doing.
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McDonough finally getting the hang of hockey lingo
Wednesday, Jan. 6, 2010
No longer calls puck 'that hard black disk thingie'
John McDonough said he knew nothing about hockey when he left the Cubs to take over as president of the Blackhawks, but after two years at the helm, he's finally getting the hang of hockey lingo.
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Kane, Keith, Toews mistaken for orphans in wacky caroling mishap
Wednesday, Dec. 23, 2009
3 police injured after attempting to arrest Blackhawks
Reports of three "shaggy-haired boys" who'd escaped a local orphanage recently led cops to a trio of newly-rich Blackhawks attempting to spread some holiday cheer.
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Dec. 09 issue is out: NFL Today adds 10th host; Bears demoted to CFL; Hawks sign entire team for life
Tuesday, Dec. 22, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's December issue has hit the streets. In addition to our award-winning unbelievable Chicago sports coverage, this month The Heckler names its first-ever Sportsman of the Year. Here's a hint: His nickname should be "Pick Six."
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New Hawks fan blocks other fan's view with his big, stupid head
Wednesday, Dec. 2, 2009
Newbie shows no consideration for those around him
The Blackhawks' resurgence has brought a new generation of fans to the regularly sold-out United Center. Most in Chicago are happy to see it, but they don't sit behind a newbie fan like Jimmy Adams, who has never learned the etiquette of watching hockey in person.
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Nov. 09 issue is out: Cubs sign Kenny Powers; Bears lineman struggle, and much more
Monday, Nov. 16, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's November issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Oct 09 issue is out: New Soldier Field Carpet; Gregg's tasty new gig; Impact of Urlacher's injury on the population; and much more
Friday, Oct. 16, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's October issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Watch Now: The Heckler's Sept. 2009 Unbelievable Video Update
Friday, Sept. 18, 2009
Everything you'd have read in the Sept. issue if you weren't so damn lazy
A look in video at the latest happenings in sports, including news on Jim Hendry and Carlos Zambrano, John Madden's retirement plans being ruined by Brett Favre, and the Bears being a little too eager to honor Jay Cutler.
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Sept 09 issue is out: Hendry's job hunt, Big Z's really big gig, Favre's un-retirement and much more
Friday, Sept. 11, 2009
Chicago sports news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's September issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Aug 09 issue: Soto stuck in MRI machine; Fan with iPhone misses game; Cutler shows up in beer helmet; and much more
Tuesday, Aug. 11, 2009
Cubs, Sox and Bears news you won't find anywhere else
Great news: The Heckler's August issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Adam Burish flies to Buffalo just in case other cab drivers retaliate
Monday, Aug. 10, 2009
'Kaner might need my back' says Blackhawks enforcer
When news broke of Patrick Kane's arrest for beating up a Buffalo cab driver over 20 cents, most people familiar with Chicago sports were shocked and dismayed by the young Hawk's reckless, out-of-character behavior.
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Blackhawks fans happy to see Kaner get in a fight, but a little concerned it was with a cab driver
Sunday, Aug. 9, 2009
Young star arrested after altercation over 20 cents in Buffalo
Blackhawks fans were happy to read today that superstar Patrick Kane -- thought of as a bit of a non-aggressive weakling -- got in the first fight of his young career early Sunday morning, they just wish it hadn't been with a cab driver.
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July 09 issue is out: Busch Stadium gets indoor plumbing; Ozzie adopts Wrigley rat; and much more
Thursday, July 09, 2009
Plenty of Cardinals, All-Star Game and Cubs news this month
Great news: The Heckler's July issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable sports news.
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Don't miss National 40oz Week at The Fifty/50 now until July 5
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Great times and discounts on America's Most Patriotic Beverage
The good folks at The Fifty/50 (2047 W. Division) are holding National 40oz Week now until July 5, co-sponsored by The Heckler. Take part in great events like Trivia Night, Old School Hip Hop Night, baseball promos and Hangover Day while enjoying discounts on the best 40oz goodness around.
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The Heckler celebrates 1,000 Facebook friends
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
For some reason, we signed up for an account and now people like it
A while back, we at The Heckler started a Facebook account and Monday it gained its 1,000th fan. To celebrate this momentous occasion, we're offering current Facebook fans a deal they can't refuse: a chance to save 1,000 pennies on your next order from TheHeckler.com. That's $10 for all you non-math majors out there.

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June 09 issue is out: Bradley's mouth zippered shut; Ozzie holds insult seminar to prep for Wrigley; and much more
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Also follow The Heckler on Twitter and Facebook
Great news: The Heckler's June issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news. Also this month, The Heckler is co-sponsoring a pair of great events this month: unbeatable rooftop deals for Cubs-Twins and Cubs-Indians and National 40 oz. Week at The Fifty/50. Spread the word!
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A Public Service Announcement from Screamin' Johnny Blaze: Don't go to Detroit
Thursday, May 21, 2009
The Heckler's sports talk radio host describes his recent visit to Detroit and why you should never go.
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Even Hawks logo has better playoff beard than Toews
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Young star struggles to grow facial hair
Jonathan Toews' inability to grow a playoff beard has been a running joke all postseason, but things got especially embarrassing for him when even the team's logo recently began sporting more facial hair than the 20-year-old Blackhawks star.
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After four-game sweep, Sox fans want to talk hockey
Series recap for Monday, May 18, 2009
Blackhawks provide nice distraction from terrible team
Like most Sox fans, I would much rather discuss the Blackhawks than the sinking ship that is the White Sox.

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On Deck Radio Report: Most Blackhawks fans flocking to Michigan for Game 2 will be swallowed up by the horrors of Detroit and other predictions
Monday, May 18, 2009
This week's predictions: Blackhawks fans will go to Detroit but never make it to the game, Milton Bradley's paradoxical temperment will be explained, and WGN cameramen will be given a new rule.
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Blackhawks solve Canucks, still don't know what one is
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
The kids take only six games to learn all they need to know
A trio of young skaters from the States got busy around the net and took down the last Canadian team standing.

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'Dee-troit sucks' chant breaks out again after Hawks win over team other than Wings
Monday, May 11, 2009
Confused Canucks not sure what to think
As the Blackhawks wrapped up a big playoff series win over Vancouver, Chicago fans chose to celebrate with their go-to victory serenade of "Dee-troit sucks, Dee-troit sucks" as the confused Canucks skated off the ice.
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Kane to buy new hats for everyone at Game 6 win over Vancouver
Monday, May 11, 2009
Young winger feels guilty about lost hats after 3-goal night
While the rest of his team was celebrating a big playoff series win over Vancouver, Patrick Kane was overcome by guilt.

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May 09 issue is out: Lou gets moving walkway to speed up mound trips; Contreras recalls days with Ty Cobb; ESPN: Cornhole launches
Friday, May 8, 2009
Also introducing The Heckler Fan Pass
Great news: The Heckler's May issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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On Deck Radio Report: Emilio Estevez will make triumphant return to coach Ducks in middle of playoff series and other predictions
Monday, May 4, 2009
This week's predictions: Cubs will skirt alcohol laws to pump revenue on Cinco de Mayo, Anaheim's hockey team will return to its original coach, and a softball team will give itself an unoriginal name.
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On Deck Radio Report: Patrick Kane will get all his homework done early to concentrate on playoffs and other predictions
Monday, Apr. 13, 2009
This week's predictions: the Blackhawks young star will show how adept he is at balancing an NHL career and high school, the Cubs young double play combo will get in a fight, and the Sox will give their fans the chance to do something they all want to do.
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ESPN pretends to care about Chicago long enough to launch new local Web site
Monday, April 13, 2009
Berman butchering names of Hawks players highlights new site
Long accused of an East Coast bias, ESPN unveiled a new Web site focusing on Chicago sports today. Featuring a slick design, the site debuted with little substance. Most content was just repurposed from its national brands.
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April 09 issue is out: Cubs to wear Snuggies; Santo gets mohawk; Reed is scrappy
Friday, April 10, 2009
Be sure to sign up for The Heckler's Miller Park trip May 9
Great news: The Heckler's April issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Bandwagon fans overstimulated for two hours Tuesday night
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
New hope for Blackhawks, a fresh season for the Cubs and, well, the Bulls all keep fans entertained without threat of commercial interruption
Wins from the Blackhawks and Bulls plus a Cubs extra-inning loss equal one sore remote finger for the bandwagon fan.
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Hawks surprised by what they find behind goalies' masks
Game recap from Sunday, March 23, 2009
Goaltending sharp, Patrick Sharp returns in win over Kings
After the Hawks' recent slide, team trainers checked behind their goalies' masks to see who was there. But Patrick Sharp overshadowed the revelation.

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March 09 issue is out: Zambrano Twitters between pitches; Soto's brow wax; Konerko replaced
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Be sure to attend Next Year Day April 3 at Harry Caray's Wrigleyville
Great news: The Heckler's March issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Hawks defeated as Brodeur sets victories record
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Kane thinks Devils goaltender may be cyborg
The Blackhawks traveled to New Jersey Tuesday hoping to avoid becoming a footnote to a trivia question: Who holds the NHL record for most wins by a goaltender? At the end of three periods of hockey, the answer was Martin Brodeur.

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Blackhawks donate points to charity
Game recap from Sunday, March 15, 2009
Blue Jackets and Islanders leave United Center with victories
Bandwagon fans are now eyeing spring training and warm weather as the Hawks have gone cold.

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Future 'Blackhawks Hard Hat Night' promotions cancelled after tumultuous weekend at the United Center
Weekend recap for Monday, March 2, 2009
Hawks grab 3 points in exciting games against Penguins and Kings
Handing out 10,000 hard hats might not be the brightest promotion at a sport in which fans are known to toss their headwear on the playing surface to celebrate the outstanding accomplishment of a player. And as luck would have it, Jonathan Toews' first career hat trick just so happened to occur on "Blackhawks Hard Hat Night" Friday against the Penguins.
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Blackhawks winning streak stands at zero after consecutive losses
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Hawks give away lead in third period against Wild and Predators
The Blackhawks' successful season has led to high expectations for a team brimming with youth and enthusiasm. An extended winter road-trip saw the Hawks go 8-4 and begin to challenge the reigning NHL champion Detroit Red Wings for first place in the Central Division.
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Blackhawks players plan on getting hurricanes named after them in Florida
Game recap for Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2009
Hurricane Dank scores first as Hawks comeback big in win
After a whirlwind first period in which the Blackhawks out-shot the Lightning 19-3, some players started getting ideas to name large tropical storms after themselves.

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Injuries confine Blackhawks stars to bed after 6-2 win over Stars
Weekend Recap for Monday, Feb. 16, 2009
Sharp, Khabibulin hurt in homecoming
The Blackhawks returned to Chicago on Saturday following a grueling eight-game road trip. The travel weary Hawks responded to the sold-out crowd at the United Center with a 6-2 victory over the Dallas Stars, but at the cost of injuries to two key players.

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The Feb. 09 Issue is out: New Cubs owner actually a Cards fan, Obama becomes first Sox fan to wear suit to work
Friday, Feb. 13, 2009
Time is running out to book your Spring Training Trip with The Heckler
Great news: The Heckler's February issue has hit the streets. As usual, it's packed full of unbelievable Chicago sports news.
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Bandwagon Hawks fan doesn't understand why Blackhawks just won
Game recap from Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2009
Thrashers have two goals waived off in 3-1 Hawks win
There are so many intangibles to hockey. Like why did the Blackhawks score more goals than the Atlanta Thrashers, even though they didn't? And why did the Blackhawks just beat the Thrashers, even though they didn't?

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Hawks skip game in Vancouver, get blown out by Canucks
Weekend recap for Feb. 9, 2009
Still manage 3 goals
With five out of eight road games complete, most of The Blackhawks decided to skip the game in Vancouver Saturday night, sighting everything from Tim Horton's Donuts based food poisoning to Aurora Borealis sleep deprivation.

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Blackhawks take act back on the road
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Kane returns to form after All-Star mishap
The Blackhawks began their two week roadtrip with a victory Wednesday night, overcoming the Mighty Disney Anaheim Ducks of Anaheim by a score of 3-2. The Blackhawks needed the boost after going 6-6 in the lackluster month of January, including a drubbing by the rival Red Wings at the Winter Classic.
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Cell to host Winter Classic Demolition Derby
Monday, Jan. 26, 2009
White Sox hope to provide an answer to Wrigley hockey game
In an effort to outshine media hype surrounding the NHL Winter Classic on the North Side, White Sox officials proudly announced U.S. Cellular Field will host this year's Winter Classic Demolition Derby.
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Bandwagon fan doesn't get Versus Network, forced to make up recap of Hawks home loss to Wild
Game recap from Monday, Jan. 19, 2009
Fans assume the worst while attempting to listen to hockey over the radio
The Blackhawks game must have been moved to the dark side of the moon on Monday, as they got beat 4-1 and weren't even on TV. Perhaps programmers confused fan interest in the Wild with that of the Minnesota Timberwolves?

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Blackhawks cause overtimes to jump the shark
Weekend Recap for Jan. 19, 2008
Once exciting finales now mundane
Martin Havlat's overtime heroics lifted the Blackhawks to a 2-1 win over the Blues Saturday Night, redeeming the squad's overtime loss to the Rangers the previous evening.

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The Jan. 09 issue is out: Blago appoints Woo-Woo & Kasper gets hammered at Convention
Friday, January 16, 2009
Also check out The Heckler's booth at the Cubs Convention
Just in time for the 2009 Cubs Convention, The Heckler's January issue has hit the streets.
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Trick puck used to help Hawks beat Sabres, win back bandwagon fan
Game recap from Wedndesday, Jan. 16, 2009
Newly-returned Burish pulls a fast one on old Hawk Lalime, and the wagon rolls on
Just as the White Sox used certain clubhouse gags in order to get out of their hitting slump last year, the Blackhawks Adam Burish picked up a little help at the joke store on the way in Wednesday against Buffalo.

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Hawks stuggle to adjust to indoor facilities
Weekend Recap for Monday, Jan. 11, 2009
Split weekend series with Predators
The Blackhawks ended 2008 on a red-hot run that was brought to a crashing halt at years end by the NHL Champion Red Wings, including the infamous outdoor drubbing at Wrigley Field. The Hawks have since struggled to regain their confidence, with mixed results.

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Winter Classic '09 Video Report: Joe Malonecki hits the streets
Saturday, Jan. 3, 2009
The Heckler's South Side reporter does Q&A with hockey fans
The Heckler's South Side reporter Joe Malonecki hit the streets of Wrigleyville prior to New Year's Day's Winter Classic. Here's the only two minutes of footage that didn't contain too many vulgarities or non-sensical rants about Ozzie Guillen.
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Classic Letdown: After resolution to fly 'W' flag at Wrigley fails, Hawks fans unsure of what to do with the remainder of 2009
Game recap from Thursday, Jan. 1, 2009
Wrong team wins Winter Classic
It's probably no surprise many of the Blackhawks bandwagon fans grew up Cub fans. Not really knowing how to feel about this "next year," it seemed convenient there came another young team to latch these dreams we've had onto. Awesomely convenient.
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Wings blank Hawks in last game before Winter Classic
Game recap, Tuesday, Dec. 30, 2008
Back-to-back hockey games give opposing teams a chance at winning something
Advertising for the Winter Classic at Wrigley Field has now gone subliminal, as the Blackhawks began playing a baseball-style series Tuesday against the Red Wings. Executives were reportedly struck with the idea when the team first began putting up baseball-like scores earlier this month.

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On Deck Radio Report: Blackhawks underage stars, only players not hung over, will lead team to win in Winter Classic and other predictions
Monday, Dec. 29, 2008
This week's predictions: Aramis Ramirez will try to use his off-season passion to help prepare him for baseball season, Lovie will try to get better by not really changing, and the Hawks' best players being under 21 will pay off when they have to play on New Year's Day.
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Bandwagon Hawks fans surprised to learn Winter Classic doesn't determine league champ
Sunday, Dec. 28, 2008
'It's like the Super Bowl for hockey, right?' asks one confused fan
Bernie Sutherland doesn't know much about hockey. But the 29-year-old Chicagoan is sure of one thing: Whoever wins the Winter Classic is this year's NHL champ.
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