Heckler sources are confirming that Jim Harbaugh will be leaving the head coaching position at the University of Michigan to take on the role as leading antagonist to Westeros. This finding came out of the rumors that Harbaugh would be taking the recently vacant head coaching job at the L.A. Rams.
One of the reasons NFL reporters speculated this would happen was due to the appeal of “NFL Money.”
“Well, the real money is in television,” said Game of Thrones creator George R.R. Martin. “That’s why I’ve kind of coasted in writing these books, and have let the television writers finish up the series.”
David Benioff, one of the head writers, was very happy with the casting decision.
“I mean who better to lead an army of death and destruction than Jim Harbaugh? Look what he did to Rutgers! The guy is used to a cold environment, and honestly we may have him improvise his lines because everything he says is amazing.”
After Harbaugh denied the claims that he was going to L.A., he told his players that the rumors were, “lies made up by our enemies.”
The Heckler sent a raven to get a comment from Harbaugh. We are still waiting for a response.