Medical experts were disappointed Friday to learn that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are refusing to have their children immunized for a variety of ailments, including Interceptionitis, which tends to run in the Cutler family.
“I’ve, like, read a lot of books about immunizations and there’s a lot of scary stuff that can happen,” said Cavallari. “We’d rather deal with the possibility of our son getting Interceptionitis than inject him with god-knows-what.”
Cutler backed up Cavallari with his desire to not vaccinating their children.
“It’s not like Interceptionitis is fatal,” said Cutler. “In fact, even if you have it, you can have a long, healthy life and career that pays you millions upon millions of dollars.”