Nation’s girlfriends agree: ‘We want to watch the Puppy Bowl!’
by Jeff GoodSmith
on Feb 1, 2013
In a recent poll released by Animal Planet, the nation’s girlfriends have all agreed on one point: They want to watch the Puppy Bowl, which is slated to air throughout Super Bowl Sunday. According to the poll, the nation’s girlfriend’s overwhelmingly want to spend at least part of Sunday watching puppies aimlessly wandering around a miniature football field.
A spokesman for every woman whose boyfriend will be glued to their television sets to watch the Super Bowl released the following statement. “Listen, you don’t need to watch all that pregame stuff, and honestly if you miss the first five minutes, it’s not the end of the world. It’s not like something exciting will happen that soon. Besides, the referees are hedgehogs!”
While the nation’s girlfriends are flexible about watching the Puppy Bowl during the game, they have demanded that as soon as the game that the channel be changed to watch “Love it or List it.”