New Orleans prostitutes to charge extra for Kaepernicking
on Jan 28, 2013
As Super Bowl 47 approaches, it seems the entire nation has been swept up in the craze surrounding 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick and his celebration move, Kaepernicking, which he recently attempted to protect by filing a trademark.
Until the trademark goes through, however, many are attempting to cash in on Kaepernicking, such as New Orleans prostitutes, who plan to charge double their usual fee for anyone requesting the topical maneuver.
“Super Bowls are always a busy time,” said local lady of the night Sheila “Sweet Eyes” Benson. “With the popularity of Kaepernicking and the sheer volume of customers that come through here during game week, we could be looking at a few grand a night for simply kissing a guy’s bicep tattoo. The price is actually triple if the tattoo is located anywhere besides the bicep.”