Anyone who lives in the Chicagoland NFL viewing area has been pounded over the head with Brian Urlacher Xfinity commercials, but the local populous can now understand these ads, after Xfinity has decided to add subtitles to understand Urlacher’s lines better.

It was long thought that Urlacher was speaking some sort of lost Sumerian language, much like the dialect Shannon Sharpe speaks on Sunday. Xfinity has answered the critics and translated the grunts into standard english.

Brew Dreesus