Prince Fielder insists ‘TurDunkin’ is vegetarian because it’s covered in sprinkles
on Nov 22, 2012
Detroit Tigers superstar and noted vegetarian Prince Fielder cooked his annual “TurDunkin” today, a roasted turkey filled with donut stuffing. Despite the fact that the dish is 80% turkey, Fielder insisted it was vegetarian.
“Any meat covered in sprinkles doesn’t count,” he said. “Everybody knows that. Seriously, I have some sprinkle-coated bacon in my fridge right now.”