Joakim Noah demands trade to Nuggets after learning Colorado likely to legalize pot
Bulls big man and frequent blunt-smoker Joakim Noah has demanded a trade to the Denver Nuggets after learning voters in the state are set to legalize marijuana.
“Are you kidding me?” he asked between puffs. “Chicago is nice and all, but Colorado sounds like my kind of party. I mean, city. I mean, are you going to eat those Funyuns?”
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