White Sox upgrade bandwagon to 50-foot long Camaro
on Aug 14, 2012
As the White Sox maintain their slim first-place lead over the Tigers, its fan base is finally showing so much interest in the team that its bandwagon has been upgraded to a “bitchin’” 50-foot long Camaro.
“We done maintained this [expletive deleted] lead on [expletive deleted] first place almost the entire season,” said Billy Jenkins, whose autobody shop customized the Camaro for the White Sox. “Now we got ourselves a sweet [expletive deleted] [expletive deleted] ride to get to and from the [expletive deleted] stadium.”
Jenkins said the car had some other benefits.
“You can pile so many [expletive] bitches in this thing,” said Jenkins. “Which is awesome! Plus the Cubs suck, so life’s pretty [expletive deleted] sweet right now.”