Heckler List: Top 10 ways A.J. Pierzynski agitates opponents
by Patrick O. Elia
on May 31, 2012
A.J. Pierzynski found himself in the middle of another fracas this week in Tampa against the Rays. Here are the Top 10 was the White Sox catcher normally agitates his opponents:
10 – After catching pitch asks hitter to throw ball back to pitcher to save wear and tear on his arm.
9 – Hits mother***ing .300 motherf***ers!!!
8 – Dyes his hair blonde. All his hair. Even hair below the Equator.
7 – After a Sox win he gives opposing players those shaving cream on-camera facials.
6 – Often replaces bases with Whoopee cushions.
5 – Breaks wind in catcher’s face while hitting, blames home plate ump.
4 – Leaves note at home plate for opposing catcher before game, asking him how their wife and his kids are.
3 – Doesn’t turn off cell phone ringer during games, answers calls during opponent at-bats.
2 – Due to Illinois’ lax usury laws lends opposing players money with ridiculous interest rates, breaks their kneecaps when a payment is late.
1 – Whines more than Bill Laimbeer, the Gasol brothers and the Miami Heat combined during each and every game.