Ryan Braun’s failed drug test caused by ink from his awful shirts
on Dec 10, 2011
Just hours after news of his failed steroid test broke, reigning National League MVP Ryan Braun released a statement blaming the ink from his awful line of T-shirts.
“Unfortunately, the ink in my Remetee shirts has proved to be laced with HGH and other performance-enhancing drugs,” said Braun. “We were only going for fashion-enhancing chemicals, but I guess the science guys mixed up the formula or whatever … then it seeped into my skin … and, uh … I gotta go!”