Lingerie Football League rocked by sex scandal as several players refuse to pose for Playboy
The Lingerie Football League has been shaken to its core this week after several players refused to pose for a spread in the February issue of Playboy, which hit newsstands last week.
“We have to maintain our image as a league of desperate attention-seeking floozies rolling around on artificial turf while desperate horny old men leer disgustingly from the stands,” said LFL commissioner Mitch Mortaza. “And we lose all our credibility if even a few of our gals aren’t willing to bare it all in Playboy so those same desperate horny old men can ogle at the few body parts our players keep covered during games.”
Among those unwilling to participate in the LFL’s Playboy pictorial was Chicago Bliss QB Stacey Jarrett.
“It just didn’t feel right ,” said Jarrett. “I’m a mediocre athlete first and mediocre sex symbol second.”
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